Abort Mission
Guttermouth

it's friday night, I've got a date
with this vegan girl Katee
you know I really like her style
smile, style
oh, I love you, Kate
but you've gone too far
you won't even sit in my brand new car
it's got reclining bucket seats
and a cd player, so what's your fucking beef?
is it my cozy leather seats?
is it the covers made from sheep?
ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
what kind of guy do you think I am?
you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan
I bought this outfit just for you
so what if they're suede?
and now my jacket too
so what am I supposed to do?
I'll freeze to death and catch the flu
ok, I'll do it just for you
we made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through
next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin
so what's your problem?
last friday night, you know I had a date
it was with this vegan girl
I think her name was Kate
if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
just eat some bark and acorns
and she will like you more than me!

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