I quote in the vernacularnAnd edit speech oracularnTo seek a phrase spectacularnLike, “Piss off you cunt”, or I hate the Queen, or I am onennI wheedle out a vanitynExpose it with inanitynExpand it to insanitynHe struck me as sick, talentless dick, got on my wicknnWhoops, what a palaver, eh, my boynOh, slip us a fiver, and enjoynnI veer from the phenomenalnTo mildly astronomicalnThen swing to being comicalnLittle joke, like, here, here & there, now & thennnI jeer at his philosophynAnd leer at her biologynI never make apologiesnWell, not for a ten, follow me drift, need a new watchnnWhoops, what a palaver, eh, my lovenOh, do us a favour, hard cash, guvnOr piss off homennAnything you do, I can do betternBut I've just got some better things to donAny size you get, well, I've been biggernThan younnWhoops, what a palaver, eh, my dearnOh, just put your signature right herenWhoops, what a palaver, eh, my lovenOh, do us a favour, hard cash, guvnOr sling yer hook
Lyrics by The Monochrome Set
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