Underage, in a foreign landCome to think of it, it was JapanPickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yenDiscovering machines that vendI'd like to leave, not 'til I findMachines that serve both beer and wineLike an Irish man and a pot of goldOr a four leaf clover for a twelve year-oldWhat thenWhat thenI scout for pigs, insert my yenThe good times, they can never endI met a girl, don't ya' knowShe took me for some coin-op blowThe Japanese work so damn hardFor me, it's mommy's credit cardI'll sleep all day in last night's clothesHave a beer, powder my noseWhat thenWhat thenTheir beds are short, their toilets stinkAki Bono, the ex-sumo kingParades around in underwearI'm far from home, but don't know whereThe colors match so perfectlyNot to mention, temperlyPorcelain, topped off with peeTraditional insanityTheir beds are short, their toilets stinkAki Bono, the ex-sumo kingParades around in underwearI'm far from home, but don't know whereThe beds are short are shortBut, that's okayWe only use them to fornicateIf I knock her upWhat thenI'm out of dodge with all her yenAs I mill around the lobby folksThe custom dictates you must smokeWith cancers and carcinogensI need to find some air that's thinMy entire life I've lived this wayLike a vagabond, the punk rock wayTravel the globe and scream at kidsFillin' water bottles up with pissWhat thenWhat thenTheir beds are short, their toilets stinkAki Bono, the ex-sumo kingParades around in underwearI'm far from home, but don't know where
Lyrics by Guttermouth
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