You can make huge coins materializenShoot fireballs out of your handnYou can grow ten times your normal sizenThat's what it's like in JapannnThere are big green pipes sticking out of the groundnBricks floating in the airnThere are mean little turtles walking all aroundnThat's what it's like when you're therennWhen you get to JapannYou must try to findnAnd save the princess fairnBut when you get pastnThe big green lizardnShe's hardly ever therennYou can jump like nobody's businessnLive longer than anyone cannYou don't have to wonder or say, What is this?n'Cause that's what it's like in JapannI've totally been therenThat's what it's like in JapannThat's what it's like when you go to Japannn(I think.)