I went down to my tailor, to get myself a suit, and to measurenIt's been a long long time since I looked like a gentlemen of leisurenHe spent an awful lot of time on my inside legnYou don't get that kind of treatment when you buy stuff of the pegnWhen I finally picked it up and saw the label insidenI saw a sight that made my mouth gape open wide.nnIt said made in JapannMade in JapannTheir ain't nothing made here in this country anymorenTry the made in Japan, Hong Kong or SingaporenMade in JapannnI went along to the showroom to buy myself a secondhand carnI didn't have much money so I knew I wouldn't get very farnThe salesman said how much do intend to spend,nYou only get what you pay for, in the endnHe said you can't afford a Bentley or a CadillacnBut take a look at this motor I've got out back.nnIt said made in JapannMade in JapannTheir ain't nothing made here in this country anymorenTry the made in Japan, Hong Kong or SingaporenMade in JapannnMe and my girl last week we went to church and got wednI didn't bother cost so I decided I'd get married insteadnWe went to Miami for the honeymoonnI couldn't wait to get her in the hotel roomnBut when she came out of the bathroom,nMy knees turned to jellynWell I saw what she had tattooed just below her belly.nnIt said made in JapannMade in JapannTheir ain't nothing made here in this country anymorenTry the made in Japan, Hong Kong or SingaporenMade in Japan