WTF Collective 2
Jon Lajoie

Mc confusing:

Mc confusing back in this bitch

With a parking sandwich and chicken ticket

I got a liquid face lift from a a figg with big tits

And my wrist got twisted by a britt with fake spit

And you don't understand it cause your not supposed too

Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon

And I'm gonna leave soon but first I need to

Drink a Chevey Chase face and rape Robocop 2

Mc historical inaccuracy:

Yo I'm Mc historical inaccuracy

I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in seventy three

I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's diary

Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany

I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Je-sus

And Abe Lincoln suicide was nothing for my the-sis

Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea

Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army

Mc don't know how to pluralizes word(S):

I'm Mc don't know how to pluralize word

I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl

When there's more of one of something your suppose to pluralize

But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

Mc canadian stereotype:

Hello I'm mc Canadian stereotype

I'm aboot to get started so let me get off the ice

But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite

Now lets hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like

But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril lavigne

Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue

Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee

Lets go to the hospital don't worry here in canada it's for free eh

Mc fatigue:

Mc fatigue did ya miss me

I'll be awake for five minutes cause I had a coffee

I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't know

I drank that coffee about five minutes ago

Mc chorus guy:

They hired me again to sing

This mother fucking chorus

I haven't found a fucking job yet

So I got to do this bullshit

(I can't take it I'm done)

I don't think I can sing, another fucking chorus

I think I'm going to jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did

(I think my dad has a gun)

Mc knows too many facts about bees:

I'm mc knows too many facts about bees

Fifteen miles an hour is their average speed

A queen can lay up to three thousand eggs in a day

Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I am gay

(Mc in the closet homosexual):

I'm also mc in the closet homosexual

I hide it because it's easier to be heterosexual

We can't even get married in most states here in America

It's fucked up! (gay marraige is legal here in Canada!)

Mc homophobic fucking asshole:

I'm mc homophobic fucking asshole

Being gay is evil and it is un-natural

Jesus said to love thy neighbour but only if they are straight

Penis's go in vaginas anything else is just insane

Mc extremely inappropriate rhymes:

I'm mc extremely inappropriate rhymes

I shake things up like j-fox when I get on the mic

And I drop my enemies like Christopher Reeve's horse

Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course, (woah)

Mc extremely politically correct:

I'm mc extremely politically correct

I disagree with the previous mc's lyrical content!

I't is offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste

Just like that guy who wrote that song when Micheal Jackson passed away

Mc final verse:

Yo mc final verse here to end the song

One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon

Make a fourth show me your genitals or another normal guy

But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide

Mc chorus guy:

This is the last time I'll ever sing a chorus

My dads gun was in his closet

And I'm gonna end this bullshit

(I had a good run)

I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I'm finish the chorus

Sayonara, and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in Hell

(Four, Three, two, one!)

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