G-goobely-goo
Ah-h-h-hm
Ah yeah
Now check it out
I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
I always come out with a funky fresh idea
Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression
Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
This's a hidden secret where classics come from
Everybody has done it, even my man Run
Only in there I am the king of the throne
Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone
No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
That's the only way that I can get privacy
And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see...
Me sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo...
Yo, bust it
Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def
I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
What if I put a hype beat with the p-pf 1-2?
Then I write some words, so I really can use it
I think I would name this one Make The Music
Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent
Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
Then I come out on stage like Superman
But never show the people my masterplan
Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels
A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
Only thing I can say is...
I'm sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo
Doodoo
Doo-oo-oo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Rrrhaaa
Toilet Stool Rap
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Lyrics by Biz Markie
A Thing Named Kim Albee Square Mall Alone Again Bad by Myself Biz Dance, Pt. 1 Biz Dance, Pt1 Biz in Harmony Biz Is Goin' Off Buck Wild Busy Doing Nuthin' Check It Out Chinese Food Chinese Food [Instrumental] Cool V's Tribute To Scratching Country Dedication Do Your Thang Ei Ya Family Tree For The DJ'z Friends Friends [Instrumental] Funk Is Back Games Get Down Groovin' Hooker Got a Boyfriend I Hear Music I Told You I'm A Ugly Nigga (So What) I'm Singin' I'm The Biz Markie Intro Just A Friend Kung Fu Let Go My Eggo Let Me See U Bounce Let Me Turn You On Like a Dream Look Good To Me Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz [Original 12' ... Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz [Original 12''... Me Versus Me Me Vs. Myself Mudd Foot Mudd Foots My Man Rich My Mic Nobody Beats the Biz Nobody Beats the Biz [Instrumental] Nobody Beats the Biz [Original 12'' Version] Not a Freak On and On Party To The Break-A-Day Pickin Boogers Pickin' Boogers Return of the Biz Dance Road Block Romeo and Juliet Satisfaction Satisfaction [Isak Original] She's Not Just Another Woman Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee So Fresh Spring Again Spring Again [Dub] [*][Dub] Stone Age Take It from the Top Tear Shit Up The Dragon The Gator (Dance) Things Get a Little Easier This Is Something for the Radio This Is Something for the Radio [Dub-Appella] Throw Back Turn Back the Hands of Time Turn Tha Party Out Vapors What Comes Around Goes Around Wind Parade Young Girl Bluez
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