Yo, you know this is.. FON-KAY
I'd like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (sweet thing)
And 'Left Eye' Lopez
But, you know, shout out to my man Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li
[Verse One]
I'ma bring it to you like this
Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish
Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap
Shell tops new and Space Invaders cap
Old school like, bread and gravy
Me and Monty roll together like Fred and Grady
Ain't, nothin you can say to stop this mad man
Play Defender, Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man
Just like Martin Luther I had a dream
In a house with no heat, just kerosene
Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection
The type to wear Timbs to a weddin reception
I'm so smart, I even got a GED
Plus a vide-oh-oh, BET, and MTV
I'm the best thing out now go ask your moms
Spendin money on cars just to pass the time
[Chorus]
Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good
[scratch: Egg foo yung]
Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good
[scratch: Fried one time]
Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good
[sample: Mix it mix it up nice]
I need a couple of egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good
[Verse Two]
I'm the Uptown rhymer, large like Big Momma
Keep three girls on the couch like Oh Drama
End every line with period, no comma
Hidin out 'til I'm found like Osama
Walk on water, filled with pirahnas
Want the tie within coats with no liner
If I ever lose my girl, I go find her
If not, I got Shirl' and Tawanna
Right back on ya, yep the old timer
Any contract you got, I no sign-a
Don't smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a
Everything that I wear, is de-signer
Just like Dolce, hang with Gabbana
Biz Mark play his part, the show timer
Make any party hot like your sauna
Still keep the crowd controlled with no drama
[Chorus: change last line to I need SOME egg rolls.. etc.]
[Verse Three]
It's the Mmah, Zah-aYYAH, Rrah, Zah-KaYYAH
When Guiliani leave I will be the Mayor
In the year two-thou', I'm gonna house
I'm still tryin to look up a girl's blouse
Got a Hummer for the summer, Benz for my girlfriend
When it comes to ice, I got a lot of dia-monds
I'm hangin at the Rucker, watchin skip-to-my-loo
Girls askin me to do the {*puh, ah one-two*}
Weather is good, about eighty degrees
My X-Ray vision seein thongs and G's
Thankin the Lord for the beautiful day
I seen people sippin on Tanqueray
Everything's the same, in the new millen'
Seattle is where, they got a Hip-Hop Museum
So listen to the way I rock the spot
Right about now I'ma make you hot
[Chorus: change last line again]
[Biz Markie]
Rrrrrah! The Emmezah..
Hey, Bruce Lee! Jackie Chan! My man Jet Li!
Five Deadly Venoms, the Master Killer
Huang Yu, Angela Mayo, okay
[Biz imitating the oriental beat]
I'm the Bizz Markeeee and I can rock
To {???}
I can't forget my man by the name of he rock
He rock, I'm the Biz and I STOP
Chinese Food
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Lyrics by Biz Markie
A Thing Named Kim Albee Square Mall Alone Again Bad by Myself Biz Dance, Pt. 1 Biz Dance, Pt1 Biz in Harmony Biz Is Goin' Off Buck Wild Busy Doing Nuthin' Check It Out Chinese Food [Instrumental] Cool V's Tribute To Scratching Country Dedication Do Your Thang Ei Ya Family Tree For The DJ'z Friends Friends [Instrumental] Funk Is Back Games Get Down Groovin' Hooker Got a Boyfriend I Hear Music I Told You I'm A Ugly Nigga (So What) I'm Singin' I'm The Biz Markie Intro Just A Friend Kung Fu Let Go My Eggo Let Me See U Bounce Let Me Turn You On Like a Dream Look Good To Me Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz [Original 12' ... Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz [Original 12''... Me Versus Me Me Vs. Myself Mudd Foot Mudd Foots My Man Rich My Mic Nobody Beats the Biz Nobody Beats the Biz [Instrumental] Nobody Beats the Biz [Original 12'' Version] Not a Freak On and On Party To The Break-A-Day Pickin Boogers Pickin' Boogers Return of the Biz Dance Road Block Romeo and Juliet Satisfaction Satisfaction [Isak Original] She's Not Just Another Woman Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee So Fresh Spring Again Spring Again [Dub] [*][Dub] Stone Age Take It from the Top Tear Shit Up The Dragon The Gator (Dance) Things Get a Little Easier This Is Something for the Radio This Is Something for the Radio [Dub-Appella] Throw Back Toilet Stool Rap Turn Back the Hands of Time Turn Tha Party Out Vapors What Comes Around Goes Around Wind Parade Young Girl Bluez
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