The Germans At The Spa
Nine
[MAMA MADDELENA]Clear the decks,Be alert.[CHAMBERMAIDS]We'll clear theDecks, we'll beAlert.[MAMA MADDELENA]Fix your tie, fixYour shirt.[CHAMBERMAIDS]We'll fix our tieAnd shirt.[MAMA MADDELENA]Be prepared toChange a foreignCoin.[CHAMBERMAIDS]Deutschmarks,Francs, Kroner,Pfennigs,Shillings.[MAMA MADDELENA]You all know whatTo do.[CHAMBERMAIDS]We all know whatTo do.[MAMA MADDELENA]They're on theirWay, you knowWho.[CHAMBERMAIDS]They're on theirWay, we knowWho[MAMA MADDELENA]Eins, zwei, drei,Vier, funf, sechs,Sieben, acht, neun.[CHAMBERMAIDS]Eins, zwei, drei,Vier, funf, sechs,Sieben, acht, neun.The Germans at the spa, the Germans atThe spa,They'll soon be arriving here to spendA lost weekend in Shangri-La.The Germans at the spa descend fromGerman mounts.They've come to take the waters withThe daughters of Italian counts.How we love to have the Germans atThe spa.Carefully avoiding and slight faux pas.For the Germans at the spa, For the GermansAt the spa,For the Germans alles must be perfect.The Germans are coming, The GermansAre coming,Roll out the wienerscnitz, roll outThe wienerscnitz.They'll soon be arriving, the spa willBe thriving.They'll come, they'll sit, they'llSchvitz.They'll come, they'll sit, they'llSchvitz.Be sure there's lots of German musicPlaying.Und was du tust in meinem brust,O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alleGeliebter, und so weiter.[MAMA MADDELENA]Go mow the lawns.[CHAMBERMAIDS]I'll mow theLawns.[MAMA MADDELENA]Go cool the beer.[CHAMBERMAIDS]I'll cool the beer.[MAMA MADDELENA]Go shell thePrawns.[CHAMBERMAIDS]I'll shell thePrawns.[MAMA MADDELENA]I think they'reHere.[CHAMBERMAIDS]They're here.[GERMANS]Ve're here, ve're here,The Germans at the spa, the Germans atThe spa.We just got in a minute ago, 'causeGermany is filled with snow.Together now hurrah for the GermansAt the spa.[MAMA MADDELENA]Of anything the could have chosen,Why do they wear lederhosen?[GERMANS]How ve love to spielen at our favoriteSpa,Carefully avoiding all the FrenchBourgeois,For the Germans at the spa, for theGermans at the spa,For the Germans alles must be German.The Germans are laughing, ve're allPhotographing,Ve click the hasselblad, ve click theHasselblad,Und jetzt ve're unpacking. If nothing isLacking, Ve take a promenade, ve take aPromenade.And vot's that lovely music I hearPlaying?Und was do tust in meinem brust,O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alleGeliebter, und so weiter[GERMAN 1]Just vunce a year I can romanceBeneath the dance of an ItalianApricot moon,[GERMAN 2]Und vunce a year I can be more thanJust another tycoon.Too soon this all shall pass.[ITALIANS]The Germans at the spaAre eating halevahAnd closing a deal for oil withA noted Middle Easter shah.[GERMANS]Ve excercise by day,At night romantic play,I'm dancing with Isolde. When IHold 'er evrything's o.k.[ITALIANS]How we love to see the Germans at theSpa.[GERMANS]How ve love to be the Germans at theSpa.[ALL]For the Germans at the spa, for theGermans at the spa,For the Germans Italy is heaven.[GERMANS](The Germans are coming etc.) Just vunceA yearWe have the chance to find romanceBeneath the danceOf an Italian apricot moon.Und vunce a year ve can be absolutelyFreeAs if ve're floating like a heliumBalloon.[ITALIANS]Be sure there's lots of German musicPlaying,How we love to have the Germans atThe Spa!
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