What i like about jews ntheyre really cool guys. nabused by the germans and the romans but they took it in stride nyeah! nthey have big noses and they have big ears nthey get nine allergies 9 months out of the year nbut thats cool nthats what i like about jews. nnwhat i like about jews nthey're circumsized nif you wanna buy a big TV, they'll get it at a real good price nYeah! nthey say things like i'm so faklenz i could plotz! nand they dont really like to eat hot dogs ni don't too nthat's what i like about jews. nnoh my allergies! its terrible! nit stings in my eyes something awful! noh! oh! oh, this bagels stale! yeah! nnoy vey! noy vey! nnwhat i like about jews nare their advice nthey can be holy men but still have kosher sex with their wives nyeah! nboys make bar mitzvahs when they reach 13 years nthey cant marry christians and they cant marry queers nthats the rules nthats what i like about jews. nwhat i like about jews nthats what i like abotu jews. nnoy! oy vey! nOY! OY! OY! OY! noy vey! nOY! OY! OY! OY! nni dont like areoplanes very much! the peanuts they serve meake me nausicous! and the turbulance is just awful! i have very low bone mass and it makes me frail! oh! oh, its so drafty in here! could ya, could ya shut that window? could ya, oh. no, now its to stuffy. no, just open it a crack. yeah, oh it smells stale in here! ncould i, could i have a bag of potato chips? just, i just want one chip, thats all i want. okay, you cant have one can you? no, you just gota have another chip!