Sitting across from my guidance counselor, nIf not my problems tell me, what do you see? nI wish I was in California, nI’m sure it’s as beautiful as it looks on the screen. nnI’ll have money to burn from the coke club gold card, nCuts from the doormen who only hear me out ‘cause I’m wealthy, nNumbers that start 5 5 5 for film stars, nThe shows and the parties America, cares about is that healthy? nnTaking the Birch in a gold card day-spa, nWhere every sentence ends with I know what you mean, nI’m taking the place of my guidance counselor, nNow always toe to toe with the powers that be. nnUnderstand that it’s not me. nnI’ll say what you want for the whole half-hour, nThe facts aren’t important I only hear you out, ‘cause you pay me, nSomething about 5 5 5 for films stars, nThe shows and the parties America, hear me now can you help me.