When you walk into a partyIt's a formal universeJaSo you jump up on your hostAnd with a kiss say, Hello, nurseNoRemember that good dictionReflects so well on youJaSo practice all your vowel soundsBy saying, A, E, I, O, U, U, U, U, UNoTo use the right utensil'sOne of etiquette's demandsUhSo we recommend you throw them outAnd eat with your handsA salad forkA dinner forkA butter knifeA water glassA soup spoonA dinner knifeA fork for eating pickled bassAn oyster fork, dessert spoonA napkin and a finger bowlA dinner spoon, a salad knifeA bread plate for your dinner rollWe've heard the rules you need to knowTo make that social climbBut we'd rather spend our energyOn having a good time
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