Ballroom poise, the girls nAre dressing their intent to get a taste for keeping pacenThe speaker lifts his glass to dearest friends that will not lastnnThey drink the pearlsnnThere's an etiquette to always faking itnWith the straightest of facesnIt's all about the way you present yourselfnWith the straightest of facesnnNovelty, noveltynGleaming lipstick, chain and gagnShow your teeth if you can bite it backn(Bite it back)nSkin grafts of all your mistresses,nIt's such an exhibition, ohnYou're in when you're invited backn(Invited back)nnThere's an etiquette to always faking itnWith the straightest of facesnIt's all about the way you present yourselfnWith the straightest of facesnnAnd I'll stay at homennAnd I'll stay at homen(And I'll stay at home)nnAnd I'll stay at homen(And I'll stay at home)nAnd I'll stay at homennAnd I'll stay at homen(And I'll stay at home)nAnd I'll stay at homennThere's an etiquette to always faking itn(And I'll stay at home)n(And I'll stay at home)nWith the straightest of facesn(And I'll stay at home)n(And I'll stay at home)nIt's all about the way you present yourselfn(And I'll stay at home)n(And I'll stay at home)nWith the straightest of facesn(And I'll stay at home)n(And I'll stay at home)