At the Vice and Virtue MinistrynYou'll earn your etiquette degreenClimb the ranks and join us herenAmongst the bourgeoisienWe all laugh endlesslynExtend our pinkies when we drinknAnd thumb our noses at the lower classes nIn the penny seatsnnYou'll move up sociallynFall in love with aristocracynWear the right clothesnSay the right thingsnThen you just might meet the QueennWe'll have our guests to teanPlay croquet on the greensnWear out monoclesnQuote articlesnFrom Tennyson and KeatsnnSpend our days at gay soireesnAnd wave from royal paradesnSpend our eveningsnCounting earningsnYachting down the ThamesnnAt the Vice and Virtue MinistrynYou'll earn your etiquette degreenClimb the ranks and join us herenAmongst the bourgeoisienWe all laugh endlesslynExtend our pinkies when we drinknAnd thumb our noses at the lower classes nIn the penny seatsnnSpend our days at gay soireesnAnd wave from royal paradesnSpend our eveningsnCounting earningsnYachting down the Thames