If I was so afraid...n(Evidence is so contrary see me in my sanctuary)nIf I was so afraid...n(Who's scared of the whirling tunnel, metal mouse grey spinning funnel?)nnThen I am the boynWith his head in the dryernIt whirls round and roundnI am the boy who never made a soundnnMy head my head my head my headnMy head my head my head my headnIt is a bouncing ballnExcuse excuse excuse excuse me misternIt is a bouncing ballnnWon't find me hanging around!nnGather round as I'll perform for you my friends my latest trick,nA spinning cycle punctuated, friends, by several back flipsnFor I'm machinenI am the whirling rignI run in perfect sync - feel for you?nI don't feel anything, I run in perfect syncnnI am the boynWho stuck his head in the dryernAnd whirled round and roundnI am the boy who never made a sound