The Bantam Cock
Jake Thackray

It was a grand upstanding bantam cock,nSo brisk and stiff and spry,nWith springy step and jaunty plumenAnd a purposeful look in his eye,nIn his little black blinking eye, he had.nnI took him to the coop and introduced himnTo my seventeen wide-eyed hens.nHe tupped and he tupped as a hero tupsnAnd he bowed from the waist to them all, and thennHe upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did.nnAnd then upon the peace of me ducks and me geesenHe rudely did intrude.nWith glazed eyes and open mouthsnThey bore it all with fortitudenAnd a little bit of gratitude, they did.nnHe jumped my giggling guinea fowlnAnd forced his attentions uponnMy twenty hysterical turkeys andnA visiting migrant swan.nBut the bantam thundered on, he did.nnHe ravished my fan-tailed pigeons andnMe lily-white columbines,nAnd while I was locking up the budgerigarnHe jumped my parrot from behind;nShe was sitting on me shoulder at the time.nnAnd all of a sudden with a gasp and a gulpnHe clapped his hands to his head,nFell flat on his back with his toes in the air.nMy bantam cock lay deadnAnd the vultures circled overhead, they did.nnWhat a champion brute; what a noble cock;nWhat a way to live and to die.nI was diggin' him a grave to save his bonesnFrom the hungry buzzards in the skynWhen the bantam opened up a sly little eye.nnHe gave me a grin and a terrible wink,nThe way that rapists do.nHe said, 'You see them big daft buggers up there?nThey'll be down in a minute or two;nThey'll be down in a minute or two.'

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