Step inside this magic tent
Seven wonders, fifty cents
Watch the man without a face
Disappear without a trace
You can't manage by yourself
I am just the girl to help
You're no good at telling lies
Your hands are quicker than your eyes
But do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Aren't you such a clever man?
Showing off your slight off hand
Well everyone knows you're not true
They blindly play along with you
But you don't hear what I hear
You don't hear what I hear
Stick a pin in it
Come on he's asking for it
Stick a pin it
Come on he's asking for it
You keep your slate left very clean
For blades that split a girl in three
And I just wink and smile and wave
Left in pieces there for days
But I know something you don't
I know something you don't
Stick a pin in it
Come on he's asking for it
Stick a pin in it
Come on he's asking for it!
Stick a pin in it
I'm getting sick of this and
I can't stand lights and
I can't stand the sight of blood
Stick a pin it
Hey honey picture this
They're gonna love this one
They're gonna eat it up
Stick a pin in it
I'm getting sick from this
I went my mom and dad
To get a new assistant!
To get a new assistant!
To get a new assistant!
To get a new assistant!
To get a new assistant!
The Assistant
Amanda Palmer
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Lyrics by Amanda Palmer
11 Ambien Another Year [2004 version] Another Year: A Short History of Almost Something Astronaut: A Short History of Nearly Nothing Because the Origami Bitter (Demo) Blake Says Blake Says [2005 version] Bluesboy Bluesboy Christmas Circus Freak Love Triangle Colorblind Creep (Radiohead cover) Dear Old House That I Grew Up In Do You Swear to Tell the Truth, the Whole Truth an... Doctor Oz Drop Me Eclectic Song Eclectic Song Gaga Palmer Madonna I Believe in Aeroplanes I Google You I Want You, But I Don't Need You (Momus cover) I’ll Be My Mirror Idioteque (Radiohead cover) Lonsome Organist Rapes Page Turner Not Mine One Tiny Thing Please Drop Me Pro-Vanity Pro-Vanity Rhyme & Rhythm Slide Slide Straight Straight (2007) Straight (With Strings) The Bed Song The Breakfast Summit (Take the Money and Run) The First Time The Living Room The New Game The Point of It All The Problem With Saints The Truth The Ukulele Anthem (Play Your Ukulele) Three Men Hanging (Murder by Death cover) Train Trout Heart Replica Valentine's Vegemite Love Song What's The Use Of Wond'rin' (feat. Annie Clark)
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