now we're going to play a game nnthat's lots of lots of fun nni learned it from my auntie nnwho learned it from my uncle nnmy uncle has a secret job nnin washington dc nnsomething fancy nnwith the government nni hear he knows the president nnfirst you line up in a row nnand count eeny miney moe nnthere are guards nnand there are prisoners nnand this is how it goes nnnn(key change!) nnnn1,2,3 nnyou are free nnand the rest must come with me nnwho are you nnare you a witch nnno you are a terrorist nnif you think that you aren't nnyou can tell us who you are nnbut if you are not on the list nnthen you are a terrorist nnnnand the terrorists get totured nneven if no proff exists nnbecause we can't take any risks nnand the terrorists get ordered nnto get back in line nnso we can play the game a second time nnnnif you're just a pacifist of some kind of activist nnthen you are a terrorist nnwhy it says so on the list nnif you're a writer or artist nnor a lover facticist nnthen you are a terrorist nn'cause it says so on the list nnand the terrorists get tortured nnwhether or not they want to play nnbecause they're guilty anyway nnand the terrorists get murdered nnunless the terrorists insists he is not a terrorist nnbut we can't find you on the list nnare you a doctor or a priest nni'm a right-wing journalist nnso you are a terrorist nnnnif you're a fat capitalist nnor a neo-nazi facist nnwe can find you on the list nnand you're not a terrorists nnnnisn't this an easy game nnanyone can play it nnpeople of all ages nngenders, creeds,(?) and races nnplay it with a couple or a giant group nnentire continents can play nnthe rules don't change they stay the same nnnnbut once the game is done nnand someone's won nnthere is a variation that is almost just as fun nnnn1,2,3 nncome with me nnand the terrorists are free nnif you lose and get left over nnthen you are a sympathizer nnif you are a singer-songwriter nnor a union-organizer nnbet your bottom-dollar nnyou will be a sympathizer nnand the sympathizers must be punished nneven worse than terrorists nnas an example for the kids nnsympathizers must be banished nnso to find out which is which we must refer back to the list nnif you're a church administrator or a corporate stockholder nnor a nuclear arms maker you are not a sympathizer nnif you're not a sympathizer nnbe a terrorist, okay nnyou have to be one or the other nnor we have no game to play!