Well i thought a crotch is kinda laid back,nwatchin them peckers tryin to get in her crack,nim gettin messy when there slippin off the track.nthank god im a pubic hairnSo she fluffs me upwhen shes goin on a date.nwashes the inside when shes guna masterbate.nscratches me to death cause her periods late.nthank god im a pubic hair.nWhen shes not really horny, she uses vaseline.nTakes a little shower and rubs me clean.nI appreciate it when im coverd with cream.nThank god im a pubic hair.nwell i like it when they eat but i dont like when they diddle.ni get crushed when there pounding on her middle.ncurl right up when she takes a little piddle,nthank god im a pubic hair!