It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me
From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me
Sock it to me baby, yeah
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me, thank God
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me
How?
Bald
The Darkness
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