The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete
John Valby

Grab your glass and get your seat,nAnd I'll tell you about Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete!nnNow, Lil was the village queen,nThe fuckinest hoar you'd ever seen.nWhile some girls fucked with grace and ease,nLil blew dick like the summer breeze.nBut when she fucked, she fucked for keeps,nShe piled her victims up in heaps.nnThere was a rumor 'round that town,nThat no man could put Lil's ass down.nBut way up north, where twin rivers meet,nLived a one-balled half-breed, name Yukon Pete!nnPete was a dirty, motherless soul,nWho fucked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes.nHe got a whip for Big-Ass Lil,nPacked up his rubbers, and came down the hill.nHe strode into town on size 32 feet,nDragging sixteen yards of that red-hot meat!nnWell, the scene was set at windy mill,nBy the brick shithouse, high on the hill.nAll the ladies came for a ringside seat,nJust to watch that half-breed sink his meat.nnWell, they fucked, and they fucked, and they fucked for hours,nUprooting trees, shrubs and flowers.nLil did front flips, back flips, stuntsnAll unknown to most common cunts.nBut Pete caught on to every trick,nAnd kept on pumping in more dick!nnThen Lil gave Pete a hoarhouse squeezenThat brought that half-breed to his knees.nBut Pete came back with a Yukon gruntnThat popped out her eyes, and split her cunt!nnWell, Lil rolled over, cut two farts and sighed:nBoys, I've been fucked, cut one more, and died.nWhen they asked that half-breed of his amazing feat,nHe just said, Boys, I'm going back to the Yukon, and beat my meat

Purchase "The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete" Purchase Entire Album Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete" Video Play Spotify "The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete" Song View Wikipedia "The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete" Entry Receive Emails for Future John Valby Lyrics

Link to "The Ballad of Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete"

Share:

Copied!

Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more

See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by John Valby

Gangbang Thank God I Am A Pubic Hair

Related Songs

Long Gone To The Yukon - Stompin' Tom Connors Ballad Of A Dead Soulja - 2 Pac Barefoot Ballad - Elvis Presley Barefoot Ballad - Presley Elvis Roll Call (Clean Version)... Big Dog - Waka Flocka Ballad of a Dead Soulja - Amuru Shakur Ballad of a Dead Soulja - 2Pac Bounce - Lil Ethical Ballad Of A Dead Soulja - Tupac Shakur Prissy Prancin' - Eagles Of Death Metal Ballad Of A Dead Soulja - Tupac Big Boy Pete - Grateful Dead Ballad of Big Nothing (alternate vocal)... Yvon Of The Yukon - Spongebob Squarepants Big Boy Pete - Don & Dewey Ho - Prime Minister Pete Nice & Daddy Rich Fairy Tales - Wale Big Booty Judy - Ying Yang Twins Big Booty Judy - Unk Intro to "Big Joe and Phantom 309" - Tom Waits Ballad Of Nice And Easy - Gomez Ballad of Nice & Easy - Gomez Ballad of Nice & Easy - Gomez Big Boy Pete - The Olympics Dead Passive - Manic Street Preachers I Don't F*** With You - Big Sean Only Way 2 Go - Diamond D That's All The Lumber - Eli Big Boy Pete - Coco Montoya Heads Off (My Niggas)"(feat. M.O.P.... Heads Off (My Ni**as)... Heads Off - Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz Heads Off - Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz Heads Off (My Ni**as)... Sun Won't Come Out... In The House - Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth Sergeant Preston Of The Yukon - Ray Stevens Sgt Preston Of The Yukon - Ray Stevens The Way It Was In '51 - Merle Haggard This Is the Ballad - Old 97's Dance Remix - Big Sean Slick Talk - Famous Dex Trash - Slim Thug Rasassination - Ras Kass Rasassanation - Ras Kass Lil Ass Gee (Eerie Gumbo Remix) - Ice Cube #1 Stunna - Big Tymers feat. Lil' Wayne, Juvenile Like That - Webbie Lil' Homies - 2pac Lil' Hornies - 2Pac Lil - 2Pac I Need A Dime - Mike Jones Lil' Homies - 2 Pac Lil' Homies - 2Pac Lil' Homies - Tupac Shakur The Call (Skit/Interlude) - Amanda Perez The Lumber Song - Eli Ballad Of Big - Genesis The Way It Was In \'51 - Haggard Merle # 1 Stunna - Big Tymers The Nightclub Is Over. - Elle Milano Sun Won't Come Out - Pete Rock & CL Smooth Sun Won't Come Out - Pete Rock And Cl Smooth Ballad For The Fallen Soldier - The Isley Brothers Let's Make Love Tonight - The Isley Brothers Let's Make Love Tonight [Instrumental]... How Should I Ride... Song Of The Yukon Rose - Chris LeDoux Raspy Shit - Pharrell Williams Concourse P - Canibus & Bronze Nazareth Canada Is - Roger Whittaker How Many Times (feat. Chris Brown, Lil Wayne, & Bi... no more a ballad - dave beckett Wana Wana Do - Bishop Life Goes On - Snoop Dogg Big Tymers - Big Tymers Big Tymers - Big Tymers F/ B.G., Lac Big Tymers"(feat. B.G., Lac - Big Tymers Act A Ass - LIL\' WAYNE Act A A** (w B.G.) - Lil Wayne How Should I Ride - Big Tymers How Should I Ride - Big Tymers F/ B.G., Cadillac How Should I Ride"(feat. B.G., Cadillac... Willie Burke Sherwood - Killer Mike Lil One - Lil Wayne Peter Brady - Screeching Weasel Act A Ass - Lil' Wayne Lil One - LIL\' WAYNE My Lil' Homies - 2Pac Hold The Drums - Smoke DZA Big Ass Chain - Chris Echols Big Tymers - Big Tymers feat. B.G., Lac Yukon - Lindemann Choke - Nipsey Hussle Push That Nigga, Push That Hoe... Push That Nigga, Push That Hoe - Lil\' Jon Push That N****, Push That H**... Push That N****, Push That H**... Push That N****, Push That H**... Push That N****, Push That H**... Private Thoughts - Elle Milano  Bullshit Ballad - Kevin Drew "The Call" (Phoner) - Amanda Perez Bobby Womack - Young Thug Country Sad Ballad Man - Blur Life Goes On - Tippa Irie Life Goes On - Long Beach Dub All-Stars Life Goes On - Abstract Rude Lil Ass Gee - Ice Cube Ballad Of A Broken Man - Miss May I Act A Ass - B.G. Sho My Azz - Plies Lil Niggaz - Lil Durk #1 Stunna - Big Tymers F/ Lil' Wayne, Juvenile #1 Stunna"(feat. Lil' Wayne, Juvenile - Big Tymers Squaws Along The Yukon - Hank Thompson Ridin In A Chevy - Baby D We Ain't Stoppin' - Big Tymers F/ Hot Boys Lil Niggaz Feat. Migos & Cash Out - Lil Durk Just A Lil Thick (She Juicy) - Trinidad James The ballad of yaya... Break Me Off - LIL\' WAYNE The Symphony - Troy Ave Kick the Bobo... Fix - Lil' Wayne Niggaz Know - Jay Dee Niggaz Know - Pete Rock Ballad Of Love - Porter Wagoner Back That Ass Up - Juvenile Love Song - Big Sean Memory of... (US) - De La Soul The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop Graduation Camp Feat. JaqueBeatz & T.I. - B.o.B Lil' Homies - Tupac Break Me Off (w Big Tymers & Unplugged)... Nicki Minaj Dance is the official remix of Big Sea... Ballad of the cloud - Cabaret Noir Break Me Off - Lil' Wayne Plane To PR - Daddy Yankee Gang Gang - MoneyBagg Yo Kronik - Snoop Dogg Bedroom Ballad - Gene Watson Get In Get Out - Lil' Jon Get in Get Out - Lil Jon Bad Ass Yella Boy - M People Bad Ass Yella Boy - UNLV Dilla Bot Vs. The Hybrid - J Dilla Break Me Off - Big Tymers Fuck With Me - Webbie How You Luv That - Big Tymers One-Nine-99 - Daz Dillinger Azz & Tittiez - Three 6 Mafia Prospector Polka - Riders In The Sky Gun Ballad - Army Of The Pharaohs 3:16 - Slim Thug YM Banger - Lil Wayne Off the Chain with It - Trina Mommy - Missy Elliott Go to Church - Ice Cube Go to Church - Ice Cube f/ Lil Jon, Snoop Dogg A Lil Low Now - Lil Jon & Eastside Boyz A Lil Low Now - Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz A Lil Low Now... Ballad For My One True Love - Mason Jennings Lil Bit (Remix) - T.I. DJ Mustard Face Down feat. Lil Wayne, Big Sean, YG... Face Down - Dj Mustard Break Me Off Ft. Big Tymers - Lil Wayne Break Me Off(feat. Big Tymers, Unplugged... Break Me Off - Lil Wayne Kronik - Lil' Kim Notorious K.I.M. - Lil' Kim Spell Of The Yukon - Hank Snow Shake That Monkey - Too $hort Boy - Cletus Kennelly Boy - Nelly Lil One - Lil' Wayne Lil One Ft. Big Tymers - Lil Wayne Lil One(feat. Big Tymers - LIL\' WAYNE 'Bout It - Honey Cocaine Pete's Song - Willis Follow My Lead - Baby Beesh Follow My Lead - South Park Mexican Follow My Lead - South Park Mommy - Missy Elliott - Missy Elliott Quisiera ballad remix - CNCO Raw - Young Thug Off Tha Chain - Trina We Ain't Stoppin'"(feat. Hot Boys - Big Tymers Popping - Big Tymers Popping - Big Tymers F/ Hot Boys Kronik - Lil' Kim Kronik - Lil Kim Everybody Know Me - Gucci Mane How U Luv That (vol2 Version) - Big Tymers Pete, King Of The Detectives - Big Black Pete, King Of All Detectives - Big Black Raw (Might Just) - Young Thug How U Luv That (Vol. 2 Version)...

Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.