I was havin’ me a burgernIn a dirty greasy spoon cafénI was eatin it with relishnWhen a man beside me turned to saynWhat’s that pubic hairnDoin layin on your bunnI said I never saw it sittin therenAre sure it’s really onenHe stood up on the counternAnd said now look here BlairnI’ve traveled all over this countrynAnd I’ve seen pubic hairnn(Chorus)nI’ve seen pubic hair mannAnd I’ve never liked’em there mannI’ve even got my share mannBeneath my underwear mannStickin out here and there mannI’ve seen pubic hairnnI’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones,nLong ones, strong ones, little curly blonde onesnRed ones, dead ones, layin on the head onesnBlack ones, brown ones, little ducky down onesnShort ones, thick ones, growin from your dick ones,nGrowin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones.nn(Chorus)nnI’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones,nSlave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones,nPretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones,nNeat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones,nHeffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones,nThrow’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones.nn(Chorus)nnI’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones,nDear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones,nProud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones,nQuiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones,nPop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones,nTriple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones.nn(Chorus)nnAin’t no kind he hasn’t seennI’ve seen Pubic hair
I've Seen Pubic Hair
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