{spoken}n(what about the woodpecker thing?)nYeah, they call me the kidnSexy mannBut I know nothing about the great big HnI'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my daynI never peeped to where she was coming fromnWhen she'd say, Though you're here, I'm all alonenThen she made it perfectly clearnWith some inspiring words in a song, dig:nn{sung:}nIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)nIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)nIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)nHa, ha whoo-eee!nnThere once was a man from PerunWho went to sleep in his canoenHe was dreaming of VenusnAnd took out his penisnAnd woke up with a handfull of goonPut your foot on the rock!nOK bye!nAh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)nnThere once was some freaks from L.A. (who)nWho came to New York to playnThey was busted by the pussy possenAnd the prosecutor popped them in the pennPut your foot on the rocknAh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!nnWell, flick-a my Bic, baby!nnIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass homen(x5)nWell, light my fire baby, flick-a my BicnI'll come if you callnnThere once was a man from PerunWho went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)nHe was dreaming of FifinAnd took out his peepeenAnd woke up with a handfull of goonPut your foot on the rock!nAh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!nnThere once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)nWho came to New York to play (yeah?)nThey was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)nAnd the prosecutor popped them in the pennnThere once was some freaks from L.A.nWho came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)nThey was busted by the pussy possenAnd the prosecutor popped them in the pennnGet off your ass and jam!nOh they call me the kidnLet's get it on, y'allnnIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass home (come on baby!)nnIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass homen(x4)nnIt's only rock n' rollnnIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass homen(x5)nnNow, what did you say?nnIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass homen(x6)n{spoken:}n(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)n(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)n(Y'all ready?)n(Are you ready? I'm ready?)n(Hit it!)nn{sung:}nIf you ain't gonna get it onnTake your dead ass homen(x15)n(come here, ladies. Move in close!)