Well theres two things in this world of oursnThat can make a good man fallnPresidents and CongressmannAnd your father down the hallnWhere it ends, where it beginsnI really couldn't saynIt's been taking lives since Adam's timenAnd Its haunting me todaynnWell the Whiskey GlassnAnd a womans assnWill make a good man badnBoth will leave you broke and hurtnAnd take what you once hadnBoth call to you in the nightnTo hold the devils handnBut I've learned my lesson once or twicenAnd here I stand a broken mannnWars wage, all around the worldnWe all soon could be deadnAn earthquake in a foreign landnWell ten thousand more are deadnBut that ain't no front page newsnAs long as Clinton's getting headnnAnd ole' Bill knows...nThat the whiskey glass and a womans assnWill make a rich man poornWell kings can conquer armiesnBut they fall down drunknIn front of whoresnnSamson slew over fifty mennWith a jawbone in his handnThe strongest man in all the landnNo he didn't stand a chancenWhen Delilah threw on a Cisco cdnAnd that white bitch began to dancennBecause the whiskey glassnAnd a womans assnWill make a righteous man sinnSamson found out just a little to latenWhen the walls caved innnBoth call to you in the nightnTo hold the devils handnI've learned my lesson once or twicenHere I stand a broken mannnBecause the whiskey glassnAnd a womans assnYoung men will never learnnGot to face those demons nFor themselvesnAnd try out each one in turnnBut they'll find that a whiskey glassnAnd a womans assnWill make a good man go badnWell each will leave you broke and hurtnAnd they'll take what you once had