( ) = woman's line[ ] = Mr. MixxChorus (4x): Brother Marquis(Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?) Hell no!!(Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?) Get out my face, hoe!Verse 1: Brother MarquisI don't give my riches to the bitches!Shake-dancin' ain't nothin' but trickin'Ten dollars, too much to give 'emI done had my two-drink minnimumI watch from a distance so I can see,Now Charles kickin' me out the VIP?Bitches callin' me cheapWhile they trick as they dancin' in minksHoe, you must be crazyI know it's your job, but I ain't trickin' miss daisyI want a quick feel, a cheap thrill -But I ain't payin' no pussy bills!If you got mouths to feed,Bitch, you better recognize a dick in need'Cause I'm a 3-piece nigga, bitch, I don't playI want the pussy, a place to stay, but I don't pay![Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!]ChorusVerse 2: Fresh Kid IceBooty clubs where niggas goSpendin' flow for stripper hoesAnd table-tops cost five dollarsIf the hoe ain't cute, don't even botherBitch, come clean from beginnin'Drop them strings and skin to winShe gotta show pink to get paidAnd I don't want a hoe who's always afraidI'll flip that hoe like a script'Cause for all that flow, niggas might trip'Cause pussy's a man's best friendAnd she gotta keep shakin' 'till the record ends'Cause I like them stripper hoesThe ones from Rolexx and Coco'sSo come on, make ya pussy popAnd I keep on gettin' them table-tops!{spoken} C'mon, girl, now, show me a shot now ... aaight![Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!]ChorusVerse 3: Brother MarquisServe me out your best dick-suckerMuch money as I'ma spend in this motherfucker?You holler No cash, no ass![Well then bitch, I pass!]'Cause I ain't givin' up no cash![Hell naw!] Not to see YO' funky ass!You wanna dance? Don't sewat it!If I fuck for free, then you can dance on creditTrick-ass niggas just spoil 'emPayin' 'em more than the club that employs 'emCheckin' that booty movin'To me it's just a form of prostitutionNiggas be wreckin' theyself,Thinkin' they got that bitch to theyself?Well I sit back and relaxBut tell bitches with babies they need to work for food stampsYou can pop that pussy tax-free,But you won't get shit from me![Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!]ChorusVerse 4: Brother MarquisI'm lookin' for a crib for the weekendI ain't got no ends, but I wanna see the skinsI want mine for the low priceI heard bitches dance free on amateur night!Shakin' what they mama fuck fo'When your mama was a hoe, did she get dough?Don't ask me for a dance; I don't need oneI got 99 problems and a bitch ain't oneI'm freakin' on like the next manWhen you take this cash, I'm lookin' up yo' ass![Pussy pay the bills, dick pay the rent!]All I got is a thanks and a complimentUsin' it like a weaponBitches gettin paid for sex and affectionFuck you and your conversation!I ain't makin' no fuckin' donations![Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!]Chorus[All you hoes get on DOWN!!]During chorus:[Hop wid it!!][Hey! Take it to the ground!][Hop wid it!][Get on down!]Chorus
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