Table Top
Beefy

Saturday night I’m bringing skills here at the table top

So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop

I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan

Hand me a twenty sided die and I’ll show you who is the man

Back up with a soda pop

Rolling doubles all night and I’m feeling hot

See that I’m getting outta jail free

Hitting duce 5s yo that’s my free parking

Feeling pretty dopehat know I’m winning all these games tonight

Collect 20 bucks from everybody who’s feeling good alright

Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen

I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet

My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists

Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn’t exist

I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin

Think I’m getting all the good treasure? That’s a great assumption

Back down with the power glove

For once we’re gonna show this table love

Turn the TV off and grab some dice

This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night

Nobody’s trading with Beefy when we play SOC

I tell em that I’ve got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me

We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip

3am but I don’t care my friend yo it’s time for conflict

Never been a fan of Scrabble

Words or birds or psychobabble

Thanks to the net I can beat friends in Portland and Seattle

We need three days for some RISK

Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists

But I sit back I don’t get pissed

I’ll win cause I’m an optimist

Game of Life? Don’t waste my time

I’d rather go back home and rhyme

I came here for games and friends

I wipe the smudge up off my lens

Then I stand up on my seat

Dispense this knowledge I decree

That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives

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