The Splak Shop
2 Live Crew

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
I won't take a bitch to my house
Don't have to see where I'm livin', uh-uh, that's out!
If you want to splak, I know you're down like that
We can go to this place by the railroad track
It has a room with a view, just right for two
Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses
A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in
A video screen, of you and me
So don't be camera-shy; I won't let nobody see
You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
'Cause I'll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door
You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours
'Cause this is the place for head, booty and cock
You know what it's called, the Fuck Shop!

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Now bitches and sluts, I'm down with 'em
And there's a place where I get with 'em
It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat
A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back
With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
Mirrors on the floor so I can see it all
No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
And raise that ass so I'll splak it all!
So bend your ass over, I'll get it from the back
Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack
And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell
Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
'Cause when you're done, you'll wash your ass
So if you're down, we'll hit the spot
You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!

Verse 3:
[BM] The Fuck Shop, the ideal place to meet
When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak
It's better than any hotel room
Just right for a secret rendezvous
So when you're on a mission, one late night
And you're looking for a spot where the price is right
You can come on in for an hour or two
But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!
[FKI] When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
This is the spot when you're low on money
Pick her ass up when it's after dawn,
Jump in the ride, head to the park
No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
So if you got a trick, head to the spot
You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!


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Lyrics by 2 Live Crew

  2 Live Blues   2 Live Freestyle   2 Live is Here   2 Live Is What We Are   2 Live Is What We Are (Word)   2 Live is What We Are... (Word)   2 Live Party   2 Live Party - Freak Nasty   A F**k Is A F**k   A Fuck Is A Fuck   A Hooker?   Ain't No Pussy Like...   Anotha Pussy Caper   Arrest in Effect   Baby Baby Please   Baby Baby Please (Just A Little More Head)   Baby Baby Please Just A Little More Head   Bad A.B...h   Bad Ass Bitch   Banned In The U. S. A.   Banned In The U.S.A.   Bass 9-1-7   Be My Private Dancer   Beat Box (Remix)   Bill So Horny   Bottle and a Blunt   Boys With Da Bass   Boyz With Da Bass   Break It Down On   Break It On Down   Bring the Money to Me   Bulldagger Stole My Bitch   C'mon Babe   C'mon Babe   Capt. Dick and The Dolemite   Cheasterfield Island   Check it Out Y'all   Check It Out Y'all [Freestyle Rappin']   Check It Out Y'all... (freestyle Rappin')   Check It Out Y'all   Check It Out Y'all... (freestyle Rappin'...   Check It Out Ya'Ll   Chesterfield Island   Come on, Get Up and   Commercial - Inquiring Minds   Commercial "Nasty M.F.s"   Coolin'   Coolin'   Crew to Crüe [*][Instrumental]   Dead Or Alive   Dick Almighty   Dirty Nursery Rhymes   Do The Bart   Do The Damn Thang   Do the Damn Thang [Album Version]   Do The Damn Thing   Do the Damn Thing [Explicit]   Do the Damn Thing [Original Nasty LP Version]   Do Wah Diddy   Do Wah Diddy Diddy   Don't Get Busted by a Texas Ranger   Doo Wah Diddy   Drop The Bomb   F--k A Gang   F--K Shop   F-ck Shop (Crackhouse)   Face Down A-- Up   Face Down Ass Up   Face Down, Ass Up   Feel Alright Y'all   Feel Alright Y'all   For How Long   Fraternity Joint   Fraternity Record   Freaks Inherit the Earth   Freaky Behavior   Fuck 'Em (Intro)   Fuck A Gang   Fuck Martinez   Fuck Shop   Get It Girl   Get Loose Now   Get the F--k out of My House   Get The Fuck Out of My House   Ghetto Bass   Ghetto Bass II   Graveyard   H-B-C   H-B-C (Head, Booty, and Cock)   Hangin' Out   Hangin' Out   Hanging Out   Hbc   Here I Come   Hoochie Mama   I Ain't Bullsh...n'   I Ain't Bullshittin'   I Ain't Bullshittin' III   I Ain't Bullshittin', Part 2   I Can't Go For That   I Can't Go For That   I Like It, I Live It   I Like It, I Love It   If You Believe In Having Sex   In Color-Men on Records   In The Dust   In the Dust [Instrumental]   Introduction   It's Christmas   It's Christmas   Let It Rip   Living In America   Living in America [Miami Bass Version]   Mamalopenga   Mamolapenga   Man, Not A Myth   Me So Horny   Me So Horny Edited   Move Somethin'   Move Somethin'   Move Something   Mr. Mixx on the Mix!!   My Seven Bizzos   New Flash - British Youth   News Flash "350 Men"   News Flash "Nation by Storm"   News Flash "People in the News"   News Flash "Poll Results"   News Flash "Super Snoop"   Nigga's Comin' Up   On Top of Ol' Rachelle   One and One   P-A-N   P-A-N (Pussy Ass Nigga)   Pop That Coochie   Pop That P***y   Pop That Pussy   Pretty Woman   PSK '95   Psk '95   PSK'95   Pussy (Reprise) For Those Who Like To Fuck   Pussy and Dick Thing   Put Her In The Buck   Real One - Ice-T   Reggae Joint   Revelation   Ride With Me (Bottom Style)   Ride With Me (Bottom Style) - Rufftown Mob   Ride With Me (Bottom Style) (feat. Rufftown Mob)   S & M   S & M   S And M   Sally (that Girl)   Savage In The Sack   Scratch Bonus Beats   Shake A Lil Something   Shake A Lil' Somethin'   Shake A Lil' Somethin'   Shake Your Pants   Skeeta Man   So Funky   Some Hot Head   Splak Shop   Strip Club   Table Dance   The Fuck Shop   The Initiation [Instrumental]   The Real One   The Real One (Featuring Ice-T)   The Revelation   This is Luke From the Posse   This Is To Luke From The Posse   This Thing is Huge   Throw That D   Throw The 'D'   Throw the \   Throw The D   Throw the D*cK [Original Dub Instrumental Mix][Ins...   Ugly As Fuck   Up A Girl's Ass   We Get Them Hoes   We Like To Chill   We Want Some Pussy   We Want Some Pussy II   What I Like [Instrumental]   What I Like [Instrumental]   When We Get Them Hoes   Who's Fuckin' Who   Who's Fucking Who   Who's Fuckin' Who   With Your Badself   Word 2   Word II   Work That Pussy   Yakety Yak   You Are Very Erect   You Go Girl   You Got Larceny   You Got Larency

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