When you're awaynThings never ever are quite the samenNothing is cool, everything is lamenIt leaves me with a bitter tastennThere is piss in my WeetbixnThere's ear wax all over the JatznThe smeg in my lager's a shamenAs is the shit in my champagnennIt's been too long since you've been gonenAnd now it seems that everything's wrongnI'm hearing truths in the lyrics of Elton JohnnnThere is piss in my WeetbixnThere's ear wax all over the JatznThe smeg in my lager's a shamenAs is the shit in my champagnennPiss, WeetbixnEar wax, all over the JatznLager, a shamenAs is the shit in my champagne...