[i]Hi, I'm the Hooter! And I like winning![/i]nnOh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to winnI like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gymnI wanna be a Gladiator really, really badnAnd if you will not let me, then I'll be very sadnnI like Gauntlet for its thrills and spillsnWhile Hang Tough tests my mental skills, oh yeahnThe challengers would always losenAnd I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeahnnOh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to winnI like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gymnI wanna be a Gladiator really, really badnAnd if you will not let me, then I'll be very sadnnI like Skytrack's thrills and spillsnWhile Powerball tests my mental skills, oh yeahnThe challengers would always losenAnd I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeahnnOh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to winnI like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gymnI wanna be a Gladiator really, really badnAnd if you will not let me, then I'll be very sadnnOh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to winnI like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gymnI wanna be a Gladiator really, really badnAnd if you will not let me, then I'll be very sadnn[i]Tough guys, tough Gladiators, tough gamesnAnd after Skytrack, there's no points for our challengers so farnTough luck![/i]