A long, long time ago,nIn the land of idiot boys,nThere live a cat, a phenomenal cat,nWho loved to wallow all day.nnNo one bothered himnAs he sat, content in his tree.nHe just lived to eat 'cause it kept him fat,nAnd that's how he wanted to stay.nnThough he was big and fat,nAll the world was good to him,nAnd he pointed out on the mapnAll the places he had been.n[Cowes, Cathage,Karthom,Cannes?], [India,Sardinia?], Kathmandu,nThe Scilley Isles and Sahara, toonnFum, fum, diddle-um dinLa la la la, la-la la lanLa la la la, la-la la la lanLa la la la-la la lannOnce when he was thinnHe had flown to old Hong Kong,nAnd had learned the secret of life,nAnd the sea and the sky beyond.nSo he gave up his diet and sat in a tree,nAnd ate himself through eternity.nnFum, fum, diddle-um dinLa la la la la-la la lanLa la la la, la-la la la lanLa la la la-la la lanFum, fum, diddle-um dinFum, fum, diddle-um di