tonight I'm an alley cat yeah, nmore afraid of you than you are of menbut if you leave some food out on the porch, nI might stay till there's nothing left to eatnI could sit alone in a lunch room in high schoolnif I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in ashvillennTonight the upper left hand side of my chsestnhas a hole as big as the one in my pocketnI mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vestnbut hell, you kiss like a rocketnI'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroomnif I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom