You ought to as Mr. Mistoffelees!nThe origional Conjuring catnThe greatest magicians have something to learnnFrom Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring TurnnAnd you'll all saynOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnHe is quiet, he is small he is placknFrom the ears to the tip of his tailnHe can creep through the tiniest cracknHe can walk on the narrowest railnHe can pick any card from a packnHe is equally cunning with dicenHe is always decieving you into believingnThat he's only hunting for micennHe can play any trick with a corknOr a spoon and a bit of fish pastenIf you look for a knife for a forknAnd you think it merely misplacednYou have seen it one moment and then it is gone!nBut you find it next week lying out on the lawnnnAnd we all saynOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnAnd we all saynOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnAnd we all saynOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnAnd we all saynOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnWell! My manner is vague and aloofnYou would think there is nobody shyernBut my voice has been heard on the roofnWhen I was curled up by the firenAnd I've sometimes been heard by the firenWhen I was about on the roofnAt least they all heard that somebody purrednWhich is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powersnAnd I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hoursnWhile I was asleep in the hallnnAnd not long ago this phenominal catnProduced seven kittens right out of a hatnnAnd we all saynOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnAnd not long ago this phenomenal catnProduced seven kittens right out of a hatnnAnd we all saynOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnOh! Well I never was there evernA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesnnLadies and Gentleman, I give you the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees