I get no kick from champagneMere alcohol doesn't thrill me at allSo tell me why shouldn't it be true?I get a kick out of brewThere's only one beer leftRappers screaming all in our ears like we're deafTempt me, do a number on the labelEat up all they MC's and drink 'em under the table likeIt's on me, Put it on my tab kid.However you get thereFoot it, Cab it, Iron horse itYou're leaving on your face, forfeitI crush the mic, hold it like the heat, he might toss itTold him tell they stole itHe told her he lost itShe told him Get off it, and a bunch other more shitGetting money, DT's be getting no new leadsIt's like he eating watermelon stay spitting new seedsIt's the weed, give me some of what he's drooping offSoon as he wake up, choking like it was whooping coughThey group been softFirst hour at the open bar and their trooping offHe went to go laugh and get some head by the side roadShe asked him to autograph her derriereIt readTo Wide LoadThis yard bird taste like fried toad TurdLoveVillainTake pride in code wordsCrooked eye mold nerd geek, with a cold heartProbably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fartStudy how to eat to die, by the pizza guyNo he's not too fly to skeet in a skezzers eyeAnd squeeze her thighMaybe give her curves a feelAnd the same way she feel it when she flow with nerves of steelThey call the super when they need their back... uhh... plumbing fixedHow theres only one left? the pack comes in sixWhatever happened to two and three?A herb tried to slide with four and five and got caughtLike, What you doing G?Don't make me have to get cutting like truancyMatter fact not for nothing right now you and me!Looser than a pair of AdidasI hope you brought your spare tweetersMC's sound like cheerleadersRapping and dancing like Red Head KingpinDOOM came do his thing again no matter who be blingingHe do it for the smelly hubbiesSeeds know what time it is, like it's time for Tellie TubbiesFew can do it even fewer can sell itTake it from the dude who wears mask, like a -tarded helmetHe plots shows like robberiesIn and outOne, two, three, no bodies pleaseRun the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirtThe mic is the shottieNobody move, nobody get hurtBring heat, like ya boy done gone to warHe came in the door, and Everybody on the floor!A whole string of jobs, like we on tourEvery night on the score, coming to your corner store
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