Hey man, I like your beardnAnd I like the way you serve that beernI like the way your daughter smiles at menHey mister, could I have just one more beernnI got two big ballsnA cap and a batnAnd I play with them all the timenI got a million things I'd rather donnIf only you say you'll stay minenIf only you say you'll stay minenIf only you say you'll stay minenYea, this is the place where I livennAnd the place where I lovenHey mamselle, fill me up babynI like the way you give me gasnTell mennWho is the man with the double-barrelled gun?n(My daddy)nI think I better move on fastnI got a big black carnnA dog and a catnAnd I play with them all of the timenI got a million things I'd rather donIf only you say you'll stay minennIf only you say you'll stay minenIf only you say you'll stay minenYea, this is the place where I livenAnd the place where I lovennThe way the old church spire stabs the cloudsnAnd when the old folks saynI'll have another drink to see menThrough the day, thank you J.J.nnYea, this is the place where I livenAnd the place where I lovenHey, Mrs. be , take a look at menD'you really think I'm quite that badnnSometimes I say and do stupid thngsnThat only serve to make you sadnI got a motorcycle, an empty seatnAnd twenty years ahead of my timennI got a million other things I'd rather donIf only you say you'll stay minenIf only you say you'll stay minenIf only you say you'll stay minennYea, this is the place where I livenAnd the place where I lovenAh, this is it