The story's true ladies and gentlemen.All the names have been changed toprotect the innocent.The city, oakland california. The place, eli's mile high clubthe year 1988The story goes something like this:I walked into a beer tavernTo give a girl a nice timewhen i walked in i had 50 dollars in my pocketWhen I walked out I had one dimeWasn't she a beer drinkin' woman?Don't ya know, man don't ya know?She was a beer-drinkin' womanAnd I don't want to see her no moreNow, when I spend down to my last dimeShe said, 'Darlin' I know you're not through'I said, 'Yes, baby dollAnd the trophy belongs to you'Wasn't she a beer drinkin' woman?Don't you know, man don't you know?She was a beer-drinkin' womanAnd I don't wanna see her no moreslow down bartender i aint got no credit cardNow she'd often say, 'Excuse me a minuteI've got to step around here'And ev'ry time she came backShe had room for another quart of beerWasn't that a beer drinkin' woman?Don't ya know, man, don't ya know?She was a beer drinkin' womanAnd I don't want to see her no mo'.had to move over a light beer, said it was less filling
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