One Beer (Live)
MF Doom

I get no kick from champagne

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

So tell me why shouldn't it be true?

I get a kick out of brew


There's only one beer left

Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf

Tempt me, do a number on the label

Eat up all they MC's and drink 'em under the table like

It's on me, Put it on my tab kid.

However you get there

Foot it, Cab it, Iron horse it

You're leaving on your face, forfeit

I crush the mic, hold it like the heat, he might toss it

Told him tell they stole it

He told her he lost it

She told him Get off it, and a bunch other more shit

Getting money, DT's be getting no new leads

It's like he eating watermelon stay spitting new seeds

It's the weed, give me some of what he's drooping off

Soon as he wake up, choking like it was whooping cough

They group been soft

First hour at the open bar and their trooping off

He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road

She asked him to autograph her derriere

It read


To Wide Load

This yard bird taste like fried toad Turd

Love

Villain


Take pride in code words

Crooked eye mold nerd geek, with a cold heart

Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart


Study how to eat to die, by the pizza guy

No he's not too fly to skeet in a skezzers eye

And squeeze her thigh

Maybe give her curves a feel

And the same way she feel it when she flow with nerves of steel

They call the super when they need their back... uhh... plumbing fixed

How theres only one left? the pack comes in six

Whatever happened to two and three?

A herb tried to slide with four and five and got caught

Like, What you doing G?

Don't make me have to get cutting like truancy

Matter fact not for nothing right now you and me!


Looser than a pair of Adidas

I hope you brought your spare tweeters

MC's sound like cheerleaders

Rapping and dancing like Red Head Kingpin

DOOM came do his thing again no matter who be blinging

He do it for the smelly hubbies

Seeds know what time it is, like it's time for Tellie Tubbies

Few can do it even fewer can sell it

Take it from the dude who wears mask, like a -tarded helmet

He plots shows like robberies

In and out

One, two, three, no bodies please

Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt

The mic is the shottie

Nobody move, nobody get hurt

Bring heat, like ya boy done gone to war

He came in the door, and Everybody on the floor!

A whole string of jobs, like we on tour

Every night on the score, coming to your corner store


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