Someday I'd like to be President.It's a job that's caught my eye.I know I'd enjoy being PresidentAnd here's the reason why.No one tells the President how to dress.No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone.No one tells the President not to slouch.No one says, Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch.No one tells him Company's here. Use your fork and spoonUnless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon.ChorusNo one tells the President,No one tells the President,No one tells the President what to do.No one tells the President not to run.No one says, There's no dessert until that speech is doneNo one says, The Press is coming. Clean behind your earsUnless they want to have a time out for the next four years.ChorusShe'll change all the rules.The kids'll run the schoolsShe'll be on the side of girls and boys.She'll fix all the laws.She'll be like Santa ClausAnd her cabinets will overflow with toys.No one tells the President how to speak.(Parent: Ashley!)No one says You can't be on TV for one whole week.(Parent: Time to eat!)So when I've had enough of Time to eat and Where've you beenI'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.'Cause no one tells the President(Parent: Mary-Kate!)No one tells the President,(Come on!)No one tells the President what to do.(Time to wash up)No one tells the President,No one tells the President,No one tells the President what to do.(I'm gonna count to three.)No one tells the President,(One...)No one tells the President,(Two...)No one tells the President what to do.(Two and a half...)No one tells the President,(Girls!)No one tells the President,(I mean that!)No one tells the President what to do.(Now!)Coming! See you on Election Day.
Lyrics by Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen
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