There once was kidWho moved to the blockFrom down around the bendHe was a lonely new kidAnd the new kid needed a friendOne day a boy on a bike rode byThe new kid waved and shoutedHi!Hi! I'm the new kidWould you be my friend?But...the boy on the bike saidNo indeed!I've got all the friends I need!However...I know a girl in goldWho's very friendly, I'm toldSo, off they set on a little hikeThe new kid and the boy on the bikeTo find a friend for the new kid'Cause the new kid needed a friend!When they came to the girl in goldThe new kid tried to be very boldHi! I'm the new kidWould you be my friend?But...the girl in gold said Eeww,eewwI hate boys and that means you!...etc.However...I know a tiny tykeYou would be someone she'd likeSo, the girl in gold and the boy on the bikeAnd the new kid all set off on a hikeTo find a friend for the new kid'Cause the new kid needed a friend!They found the tyke sitting in her cribDribbling Gerbers down her bibHi! I'm the new kidWould you be my friend?But...they ting tyke said Waa, waa!Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa!...etc.I know a dopey dogHe'd make friends with a log!So the tiny tyke and the girl in goldAnd the boy on the bike and the new kidAll set off on a hikeTo find a friend for the new kid'Cause the new kid needed a friend!To find the dog was not too hardHe was burying bones in a neighbor's yardHi! I'm the new kidWould you be my friend?But...the dopey dog said Ruff, ruff!Rauaaughf, ruf! ruf! ruf!...etcAnd so the new kid hung his headAnd very sadly said,If I can't make friends with a friendly pupI might as well give up!Weeks went by and his birthday cameAnd he still didn't have a friend to his nameWhen school was over home he trudgedAnd he started to cry and his face got smudgedAnd he opened the door..And he rubbed his eyes...And he heard a roar...SURPRISE!Happy birthday new kidFrom all your very new friends!From the dopey dog and the tiny tykeAnd the girl in gold and the boy on the bikeNow, every one of them was his friendThings take time...The end!
Lyrics by Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen
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