If they want to blow up the French, king of Italy
Co-prince of Andorra
You guessed it
It's me
Napoleon Bonaparte
Ugh!
Hello Paris, I bust through the door
Now everybody lift your jaws off the floor
You act like you've never seen your emperor before
It's Napoleon and I'm back for more
I've just escaped from exile on Elba
Where they call me the cage monster
They say I'm short and I got little hands
But check out my massive... battle plans
Yes we've got to go to war one more time
Against who? Everybody but don't worry we'll be fine
Just fighting to get back what's rightfully mine
Which is everything I conquered the first time
King Louis whatever
He aint got nothing on me
The greatest Frenchman ever
Come to war with me
French people my subjects
I brought you success
Women used to make me nervous
But in battle I'm the best
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte
I didn't come to party
I came to get nasty
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte
Just got to win at Waterloo
Then I'll get back to ruling you
You say I'm cocky
Maybe I am
It's not my fault
It's my pituitary gland or maybe my ego
But I'll tell you what is true
I'm a military genius
And my army love me too
I can barely ride a horse
But not for want of trying
I'd say it's not my sore
But I would be lying
It's the British and the Dutch and the Prussian army
But that's okay
The Prussian leader's barmy
I'm pregnant with an elephant
See what I mean?
But I really need to win before they get on the scene
Can't pray for rain to stop
Don't believe in God
If it carries on much longer we'll be stuck in the mud
I got 100 days
And I'm back up in this
We're out numbered, yes
But we can win this
Sure I'm a little fat
And it hurts when I pee
But don't worry about that
I'll lead you to victory... baby
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte
Look out world, wait and see
You're about to see the best of me
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte
Just got to beat Wellington
Which almost nobody has done
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte
And I'll go down in history
Cos Waterloo's my destiny
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Lay It On Me - Beastie Boys
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The Bonny Bunch Of Roses - Fairport Convention
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On the Road Again - Bob Dylan
On the Road Again - Dylan Bob
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Done with Bonaparte - Emmylou Harris
Done With Bonaparte - Mark Knopfler
Poor Napoleon - Elvis Costello
Napoleon - Wolfman
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Napoleon - Andy J Williams
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Ice Age - Napoleon
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Napoleon [New Version] - Ani DiFranco
Napoleon [New Version] - Ani DiFranco
Gek Zijn Is Gezond - Stef Bos
Napoleon Sheds His Skin - Red Rider
Fly A Plane Into Me - Bonaparte
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Bonahula - Bonaparte
Computer In Love - Bonaparte
My Horse Likes You - Bonaparte
Anti Anti - Bonaparte
Boycott Everything - Bonaparte
Point & Shoot - Bonaparte
C’est A Moi Qu’tu Parles? - Bonaparte
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Intermission In Mexico - Bonaparte
Rave Rave Rave - Bonaparte
Me So Selfie (feat. Tim Fite) - Bonaparte
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Sorry, We’re Open - Bonaparte
Like An Umlaut In English - Bonaparte
Into The Wild - Bonaparte
A Little Braindead - Bonaparte
Wash Your Thighs - Bonaparte
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Technologiya - Bonaparte
Wir Sind Keine Menschen - Bonaparte
High Heels To Hell - Bonaparte
Hidden Ending: 21°28’52.30 N 175°56’58307 W ...
My Body Is A Battlefield - Bonaparte
May The Best Sperm Win - Bonaparte
The Ship Is Thinking - Bonaparte
Nepoleon In Russia - Jandek
Napoleon Bona Part 1 And Part 2 - Budgie
Waterloo - Sonny James
James K. Polk - They Might Be Giants
Poor Napoleon - Costello Elvis
Waterloo - Roy Drusky
Waterloo - Ferlin Husky
Napoleon Complex - Divine Comedy
Napoleon Sickness - Come On Undress Me
Poison (feat. Audrey Napoleon) - Designer Drugs
Grand Conversation on Napoleon - Eliza Carthy
Follow The Music - Harry Connick, Jr.
Napoleon How We Have Ranged - Songs: Ohia
Adrenaline - Swollen Members
Booty Whipped (Remix) (feat. Napoleon Demps)...
Napoleon Dynamite - Mos Def
Oh, Napoleon - The Acorn
Guns / Napoleon - John Mark Mcmillan
Napoleon Solo - At The Drive-In
Napoleon Bona - Budgie
Napoleon Solo - At The Drive In
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) - Frank Zappa
Waterloo [*] - Stonewall Jackson
European Blueboy - The Mamas & The Papas
European Blueboy - The Mamas & The Papas
Yö Osastolla - Eppu Normaali
Smell My Beard - Frank Zappa
Sofa #1 - Frank Zappa
What Chance Have I With Love? - Irving Berlin
Stand For Something - Black and White
Criminals - The Tallest Man On Earth
Zoot Allures - Frank Zappa
Black Napkins - Frank Zappa
Rat Tomago - Frank Zappa
PRETZEL LOGIC - Steely Dan
What Chance Have I With Love? - Berlin Irving
Vegas - Nico
Big Chief Chinese Restaurant - Guided By Voices
I Live in a Spit Level Head - Napoleon XIV
The Five Pennies - Phil Napoleon
Chattanooga Choo Choo [Cha-Cha] - Marty Napoleon
Congratulations to Someone [*] - Marty Napoleon
Bats In My Belfry - Napoleon XIV
Marching Off To Bedlam - Xiv Napoleon
I Live In A Split Level Head - Xiv Napoleon
I'm Happy I Live In A Split-Level Head...
They're Coming To Take Me Away - Xiv Napoleon
Let's Cuddle Up In My Security Blanket...
I'm Happy I Live In A Split-Level Head...
They're Coming To Take Me Away - Xiv Napoleon
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Rubber Shirt - Frank Zappa
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango - Frank Zappa
Waterloo - Faron Young
Waterloo (German version) - Abba
Waterloo - Webb Pierce
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Games Begin - Del tha Funkee Homosapien
Echidna's Arf (Of You) - Frank Zappa
Echidna's Arf - Frank Zappa
Echidna's Arf - Frank Zappa
Nothing Rhymed - Tom Jones
Done with Bonaparte [DVD] - Emmylou Harris
Nothing Rhymed - Osullivan Gilbert
Nothing Rhymed - O'sullivan Gilbert
Talking to Napoleon - Crack the Sky
Modern Day Napoleon - The Adolescents
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Napoleon Loves Josephine - We Are The Physics
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Bonaparte's Retreat - Glen Campbell
Bonaparte's Retreat - Hank Locklin
Bonaparte's Retreat - Kitty Wells
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Give Him the Ooh-La-La - Blossom Dearie
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Cynthia Mask - Robyn Hitchcock
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World...
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Get On With The Show - Van Morrison
Lead Balloon - Joni Mitchell
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Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? - Frank Zappa
Apostrophe(') - Frank Zappa
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Apostrophe - Frank Zappa
Get One With the Show - Van Morrison
Cucamonga - Frank Zappa
Heavenly Designed - Dreamland
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The Palace Of Versailles - Al Stewart
It Wasn’t Even Fun While It Lasted - Anne McCue
Bony On The Isle Of St. Helena - Uncle Earl
Let Me Tell You About Love - Judds
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I'd Like My Picture Took - Berlin Irving
Midnight in Paris 1979 - Eddi Reader
Nothing Rhymed - Gilbert O'Sullivan
Let Me Tell You About Love - The Judds
Nothing Rhymed - Gilbert O'sullivan
Nothing Rhymed - Gilbert Osullivan
Napoleon on the Bellerophon - Beirut
Napoleon Sheds His Skin - Tom Cochrane
Cut Me Loose, Napoleon - Honeydogs
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