Well, I've been doodling on this notepadnAnd I been taking telephone callsnI can tell this job's at the end of the linenAnd I'm ready for the fallnBut I been watchin' the boss carefullynAnd he always seems to be havin' a ballnAnd then I scratch my head and wondernWhy I'm down here and he's up the hallnnNow, all of my paychecks aren't worthnThe paper they're printed onnI get 'em FridaynBut Monday they're all gonenThere must be some way to change my situationnIt's time that I took up a brand new vocationnnI wanna take a two-week vacationnTwenty-six times a year, add 'em upnWhen I fly to exotic placesnMy jet will be a LearnI'll need several secretariesnJust to jot down notesnI'll wear Gucci loafersnAnd expensive shirtsnAnd blue, executive, exotic coatsnnChorus:n'Cause I, I said I wanna be a bossn(I wanna be, I wanna be)nI, I said I wanna be a bossnAnd I'll have people workin' under menAnd this lousy job I'll tossnI, I said I wanna be a bossnnWell, I'll drive in fancy carsnWell, no, maybe I'll just cruisenWith a limo and a chauffeur,nTV, telephone, and boozenTinted windows so the common folknCan't see me here insidenMaybe every now and then for funnI'll give some old coot a ridennThen maybe I'll slip himnA thousand dollar billnThen he'll smile and shake my handnAnd I'll put him in my willnI'm gonna count up all my widgetsnAnd digits, and all my stuffnI'll make millions in a daynBut it'll never be enoughnNope not enough!nnnChorus:n'Cause I, I said I wanna be a bossnAnd I just wanna take a four-hour lunchnAnd eat a steak with A1 SaucenI, I said I wanna be a bossnAnd I'll buy up every stock there isnFrom ITT to Doctor RossnI, I said I wanna be a bossn(I wanna be, I wanna be)nnNow if I find a product I likenI'll buy up the whole companynShave my face, and grin and smilenAnd then I'll sell it on TVnAnd everyone will know menI'll be more famous than Howard HughesnI'll grow a long beard and watchnIce Station Zebra in the nudennAnd grow my nails like Fu-ManchunKeep a row of specimen jarsnGet other people to work for me wellnMaybe I'll buy the planet Mars, andnBuild an amusement park up therenBetter than old Walt's placenYou'll have to be a millionaire to gonWe'll smoke cigars and lounge in lacenTalk the talk of businessmennAnd bosses that we arenSo here's to me the drinks are free n'Cause I just bought this barnnYeah, yeah, I wanna be a bossnI wanna be a boss, boss, boss!nSome kinda intergalactic boss!