Jamie Williams-Pressnall is an aliennGatorade-drinkin vegetariannWhen Derek proposed she said she’d marry himnThen Neely put her in an aquariumnnOoh-ooh did she know how to swimnOoh-ooh soggy Wheat ThinsnOoh-ooh she wants a diet sodanOoh-ooh has she been to North Dakota?nnPonytail bouncin’ all over the placenGotta keep the hair out of her facenTapdancing on a metal platenHeld to a box by duct tapennOoh-ooh she listens to Wham?nOoh-ooh she’s their biggest fan?nOoh-ooh I heard she stole street signsnOooh-oooh, is she good at bustin’ rhymes?nnFanny pack and tights walkin’ down the streetnGo over to Kianna’s to watch Dawson’s CreeknHow much popcorn are you gonna eat?nShe probably thinks that I’m a freaknnOoh-ooh can you see the dots on your guitarnOoh-ooh she teaches art?nOoh-ooh does she like surrealism?nOoh-ooh watch out for botulismnnOh Jamie nOh JamienYou slay menYou slay menDon’t hate menDon’t hate menBabynOh babynJamien