If you were alien, an extraterrestrial torn in two missing homenI would leave my world, board your silver rocket shipnBlast off to the stars, just we twonIf you were alien, an intergalactic girl missing your friends way up therenAs I hold your hand we'll zip past the planets and pass the milky way, ork 'n' alf's malmacknI'll be with you, yes just we twonAnd steer clear of the ones ruled by apesnSha la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la lanIf you were alien I'd call you my martian mannBake banana cake as you drive us through the doomnOf scary asteroids that could smash us all apartnWhen autopilot's on we nap an hour or twonBut what if the world went pop?...I'll be with younStill do you really think that'd be enough?...yes just we two...we'll start anew.nAnd steer clear of the ones ruled by apes.nSha la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la lanSay goodbye to all night t.v.nI guess I'll miss my ma and panBut as long as you are near menThe distance won't hurt as muchnIf you were an alien girl I'd kiss your alien lips.nAnd if you want to vacate this planet I don't mind a one-way ticketnIf you were an alien girlnI'd call you my martian man.nnn