Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song)
Taxidermy Recital

La la la la la la la la lannThere is a girl named NeelynShe used to be brunettenOne day she got hitnIn the head wit a baguettennWhen she came tonBirds were spinning in the airnNeely said, “Holy shit, y’all!nI wanna change my hair!”nnShe went to the salonnAnd discussed what she should donNeely told the stylistnShe wanted something newnnThe stylist said, “extensions!na keratin bond?”nBut Neely said, “no!nI wanna go blond!”nnNeely went blond!nWhat did she do?!nNeely went blond!nHer brunette days were throughnNeely went blond!nSay it isn’t true!nBut Neely went blondnNow she looks like Pikachu!nJAY KAY OMIGAW!nnNeely be dissin’ onnher dark-haired friendsnall that bleachin’ngonna give her split ends!nnOh woe is usnOur brunette is gone!nDoesn’t Neely knownThat brunette’s the new blond?nnLa la la la la la lannNeely went blond!nIt makes me blue!nNeely went blond!nWill she lose her IQ?nNeely went blond!nColor-stay shampoo!nNeely went blond!nWhat else she gonna do?!nCracka please!nnBRUNETTES REPRESENT!:nJoan Crawford, Audrey Hepburn, Sandra Bullock, Liz HurleynDemi Moore, Ashley Judd, Salma Hayek, Liza Minelli!nKatie Holmes, Selma Blair, Mila Kunis, Jackie O,nRicki Lake, Joan Jett, Posh Spice, J. Lo!nCourtney Cox, Winona Ryder, Liz Taylor, Sally Fields,nAlly Sheedy, Keanu Reeves, Natalie Portman, Brooke Shields!nnWe didn’t start the firenIt was always burning since the world’s been turningnWe didn’t start the firenNo we didn’t light itnBut we tried to fight itnnLa la la la la lan(I cannot do the smurf, I cannot do the smurf)nnI dream of Neely with the dark brown hairnAnd Kianna eatin’ an éclair!nAnd Derek and Jamie fallin’ down the stair!nAnd Baby Nick so cute that I crap everywhere!nWORD!nnLa la la la la la lannNeely went blond!nA new hairdo!nNeely went blondnLittle Bunny Foo!nNeely went Blond!nCows say moo!nNeely went blondnNow she eatin’ fondu!nWUT WUT?!nnLa la la la la la (I cannot do the smurf, I cannot do the smurf)

Purchase "Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song)" Purchase Entire Album Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song)" Video Play Spotify "Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song)" Song View Wikipedia "Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song)" Entry Receive Emails for Future Taxidermy Recital Lyrics

Link to "Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song)"

Share:

Copied!

Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more

See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Taxidermy Recital

Breffist Jamie Williams Pressnall Is An Alien (JWPIAA) Johnny Kianna H8s Me Moonpies and Sugary Things Morgantown2000 Myspace IN YO FACE Mythological Monsters Sally O'Malley The Irish Seaman Ur Band Sux

Related Songs

The Smurfs - TV Theme Neely O'Hara - Bright Eyes Neely - Air Miami Don't Touch My Car - Screeching Weasel Going For The Money - Frank Zappa 88 - Cool Kids Rockstare - Nickelback Blonde Ambition - The Cicadas So Blonde - EMA papa smurf - The Waterpistol Drivebys 88 - The Cool Kids Papa Smurf (Munga Diss) - Aidonia Never Trust A Blonde - Ian Hunter Lovers In A Dangerous Time - Lucky Dube 88 - Astro The Frug - Rilo Kiley Frug - Rilo Kiley 19 You + Me - Dan + Shay 19 You + Me - Dan And Shay The Smurf Syndrome - J-zone 1724 - Soho Dolls Brainy Smurf - Intoxicated Don't Hate Tha Playa - Mac Dre Lunch Freestyle (feat. Rich the Kid & Smurf)... Valley Of The Dolls - Billy Idol Conversation (feat. Tateeze) - Mannie Fresh Conversation - Mannie Fresh One on One - DJ Smurf One on One [*] - DJ Smurf One on One - Lil Jon Aviva - Chinawoman Hunny - Dom Blonde Brigitte - Lil Uzi Vert Doctors Got A Thing For Blondes... Debbie [Edge Factor Club Mix] - The B-52's Debbie - The B-52's Blonde Redhead - Blonde Redhead The Blonde Leading The Blonde - Wax Fang R&B Junkie - Janet Jackson Suicide Blonde - Inxs The Blonde In The Blue T-bird - Stevie Nicks Blonde, Bad And Beautiful - Airbourne E Generation - Zebrahead E-Generation - Zebrahead Platinum Blonde - Paris Hilton Blonde in the Blue T-Bird - Walter Egan The Blonde In The Blue T-Bird - Walter Egan Blonde Comme Moi - BB Brunes Sparrow in the Treetop - Guy Mitchell Suicide Blonde (Oakenfold Milk Mix) - INXS Platinum Blonde - Blondie Platinum Blonde (Original Instant Records Demo)... Oklahoma-texas Line - Rascal Flatts When Daddy Was A Strong Man - Tracy Lawrence Money Talk - P Smurf Big Fat Blonde - Rainmakers Flossin Freestyle - Fetty Wap Another Dumb Blonde - Karaoke Remix - Hoku I'm A Blonde - Brown Julie Blonde On Blonde - Nada Surf Suicide Blonde - The Weepies Blonde - Aliz\u00e9e Wasted little DJs - The View Donnie - ACE OF BASE Dirty Blonde Hair - Bad Love Junkie Sara - Ed Sheeran Strawberry Blonde - Subways Strawberry Blonde - The Subways Dumb Blonde - Dolly Parton Space Blonde - Two Earth Hours Blonde - Bridgit Mendler Blonde - Monday In London Blonde - The Wedding Present Blonde - Alizee Blonde - Brother's Keeper The Size I Wear - Toby Keith White On Blonde - Texas Wasted Little DJ's (Single Version) - View Tired Of Being Blonde - Carly Simon Her Name Rhymes With Mindy... Her Name Rhymes with Mindy - All American Rejects The Lonely Doll - Cass McCombs 4th Time Around - Dylan Bob Little Dirty Blonde - Winger Dye My Hair - Alma Sorrow - Status Quo Suicide Blonde [Multimedia Track] - INXS As A Blond - Fefe Dobson As A Blonde - Selena Gomez & The Scene As A Blonde - Selena Gomez Stayed 'til Two - Gord Bamford Dye the World - Smith Westerns Clumsy Dancer - Harrison Wargo Blonde Or Brunette - Bow Wow Lady In Blue - Tori Amos As a Blonde - Fefe Dobson Sweet Blonde - Q Fish Sweet Blonde - Q-fish Suicide Blonde - Jack's Mannequin Long Blonde Hair - Laura Bell Alison - Clean Equations Shibuya Girls - Take to the Seas Volvo Driving Soccer Mom - Everclear Blackeyed Blonde - Red Hot Chili Peppers Former Over Exposed Blonde - Kesha Better Than This (Rat A Tat) feat. Courtney Love... Former Over Exposed Blonde - Ke$ha Crumbling House - Dweller on the Threshold Master Of The Bump - Xiu Xiu Master Of The Bump ( Kurt Stumbaugh, I Can Feel Th... Promises In The Dark - Bad Examples The Final Blast - dEUS Ex-Guru - The Fiery Furnaces Blonde Ambition Red Temptation... The List (My Favorite Song)... Leggy Blonde - Flight of the Conchords Bombshell Blonde - Owl City Skeletal Blonde - The Awkward Stage Blonde Hair, Blue Jeans - Chris De Burgh Suicide Blonde - Jack's Mannequin Pale Blonde Hell - Chris Cacavas Little Blonde Plaits - Rea Chris Evening Gown - Jerry Lee Lewis long legged blonde memphis... Evening Gown - Mick Jagger Master of the Bump (Kurt Stambaugh, I Can Feel the... Goodbye - Flight of the Conchords Dirty Blonde - Arkells Redondo Beach - Patti Smith The Great Hank - Robert Earl Keen, Jr. The Great Hank - Robert Earl Keen Make Her Fall In Love With Me Song - George Strait Sorrow - The Bravery Dumb Blonde - Liz Anderson Sing My Song - Emilia De Poret Watch Me - Dwele Who's The Blonde Stranger - Jimmy Buffett Long Legged Blonde Memphis... Circles - Strong Bad On Blonde Street - Stephen Bishop Leggie Blonde - Flight of the Conchords Ice Cold Blonde - J Bigga Talking New Bob Dylan - Loudon Wainwright III Bombshell Blonde - Owl City Jackson (Alan That Is) - Cledus T. Judd Turn It Louder Now - Skanners Tous Les Copains Du Monde - Fau Raymond Head - Jesus and Mary Chain Ballad of Dorothy Parker - Prince Supernatural Blonde - Marvelous 3 Going Blonde - Juliana Hatfield The Night Is Very Soft - Church, The The Night Is Very Soft - Church The Blonde Waltz - The Charlatans UK The Blonde Sailor - The Andrews Sisters The Blonde Sailor - Andrews Sisters The Blonde Waltz - The Charlatans U.K. The Blonde Waltz - The Charlatans Sorrow - Bowie David Sorrow - DAVID BOWIE Sorrow - Amanda Lear Protective Coloration - Seanan McGuire Born Slippery - Underworld - Soundtracks Love Me or Leave Me - Don Neely My One and Only Love - Jimmy Neely Misirlou - Jimmy Neely On the Sunny Side of the Street - Don Neely Sing, Sing, Sing - Don Neely Oh, Lady Be Good - Don Neely Them There Eyes - Don Neely Austin Breakdown #2 [#][Instrumental] - Bill Neely Pflugerville Boogie [Instrumental] - Bill Neely Austin Breakdown [Instrumental] - Bill Neely Stardust - Don Neely If I Had You - Don Neely Sophisticated Lady - Don Neely Whopper and a Forty (Queeblo) - Brad Neely Blonde Girl, Blue Dress - Benmont Tench 10,000 Towns - Eli Young Band 10000 Towns - Eli Young Band Je Vais Revoir Ma Blonde - Dario Moreno Sold (the Grundy County Auction Indident)... Blonde Mohikaner - Bap Rock Queen - Love / Hate CRAIGNESS - The Fall CRAIGNESS - Fall Fairytale Man - Megan and Liz Tommy Kowey's Car - Toy Dolls Catalog Demise - Chasing Morgan The Ideal Woman - Adrian Belew The Ideal Woman - Adrian Belew Born Slippery - Underworld Carry Me Away V1 - Concrete Blonde The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker - Prince Dorothy Parker - Prince Just Another Sad Song - The Warren Brothers Just Another Sad Song - Warren Brothers G-Unit Skit - 50 CENT Ma Blonde - Renaud Episode of Blonde, song [Live] - Elvis Costello

Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.