Oh Jamie, you're my favourite BritnI'm head over heels for you and I just can't hide itnI know you're all the way out there in DurhamnBut I need you to see how devoted I amnOh Jamie, I think I'm in love with younnI just came here to saynThat everytime we touchnI feel the staticnYou live so far awaynAnd the distance sucksnBut it doesn't kill the magicnYou arenThe most magical muggle in the worldnnOh Jamie, to hold you in my armsnI'd swim across the Atlantic to bring you Lucky CharmsnI laugh my head off when you say your British Joke of the DaynJe t'adore, mon amour, repondez vouz s'il vous plaitnOh Jamie, I think I'm in love with younnI just came here to saynThat everytime we touchnI feel the staticnYou live so far awaynAnd the distance sucksnBut it doesn't kill the magicnYou arenThe most magical muggle in the worldnnOh Jamie, you're phone has an English accentnIt makes me sad to listen to shows where you're absentnI just can't get enough of your awesome Norris quotesnBe careful when you shove sausages down your throatnOh Jamie, I think I'm in love with younnI just came here to saynThat everytime we touchnI feel the staticnYou live so far awaynAnd the distance sucksnBut it doesn't kill the magicnYou arenThe most magical muggle in the world