If I was your tv I'd be like Look at me
If I was a shooting star I'd be like Peace!
If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like Hell naw!'
If I was a hotties thong I'd be like Awwww...
If I was a cuss word I'd just be like fuck
If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like Sup?
If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like man this is bullshit
If I was the tires on your car I'd be like NEEEAAAWWW
If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like Aww fuck
If I was a balloon I'd be like pap
If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say the point 103
If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like umm...ok
If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like fuck us! And
allour readers, even us motherfucker!
If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like THONNNKK!!
If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like Man why do
you try to bite me every time we try to eat?
If I was a chair I'd be like Sit here
If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler I'd be like Shhh, quietly
If I was a price tag I'd be like You ain't buying me
If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like [records scratch]
If I was Jam Master J I'd be like [records scratch]
If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like [static]
Tune that motherfucker in
If I was Barry White I'd be like What up y'all?
If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like Boing
If I was your dead uncle I'd be like .....
If I was a raindrop I'd just be like drip
And If I had an ax to your neck I might say CHOP!
[Chorus]
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but you're killing me
If I was, if I was. but you're killing me
If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and
ocean of juggalos
If I was Andre The Giant This is how I'd be talking
If I was Father MC I'd be like Now what happened?
If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror
and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt
I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like What?
If I was a pilot I'd be like This is air traffic control
If I was John Denver I'd be like Nooooooo!!!!
If I was a switch I'd be like Flick me, yoo-hoo
If I was a London cop car I'd be like Wee-oop wee-oop
If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade
If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like Fuck y'all. I'm still paid
If I was a stop sign I'd just be like Stop
If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop
[Chorus}
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Lyrics by ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
$50 Bucks 10 Bodies 12 17 Dead 24 3 Rings 85 Bucks An Hour Ain't Yo Bidness Alley Rat Amber Alert Amy's In The Attic Angels Falling Another Love Song Assassins Bang! Pow! Boom! Basehead Attack Bazooka Joey Beautiful Doom Behind the Paint Beverly Kills Beverly Kills 50187 Birthday Bitches Bitch I Lied Bitch Slappaz Bitches Bitches (w/ old dirty bastard) Bizzar Blaaam!!! Blacken Your Eyes Blam! Bloody Bitch Bodies Fly Boing Boing Bonus Track Boogie Woogie Wu Bowling Balls Bring It On Bugz on my Nugz Bugz On My Nutz Burning Up C.P.K.S (Remix) Carnival of Carnage Cartoon Nightmares Cemetery Girl Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak) Chicken Huntin Chicken Huntin' (Slaughterhouse mix) Chop Chop Slide Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! With Esham Chris Benoit Clown Love Clown Walk Confessions Conquer Cotton Candy Cotton Candy & Popsicles CPKs Crop Circles Crossing Thy Bridge Crystal Ball Daisies Dead Body Man Dead Body Man ( in album Terror Wheel) Dead Body Man (Original) Dead End w/Ice T" Dead Pumpkins Deadbeat Moms Dear ICP Demon Face Dirt Ball Dog Beats Dog Catchers DogBeats Down With The Clown Duke Of The Wicked Echo Side Echoside Eminem's Mom Every Halloween Everybody Rize Everyday I Die Fat Sweaty Betty Fearless Feels So Right First Day Out Fly Away Fonz Pond For the Maggots Forever Forever (Extended Remix) (Featuring the Geto Boys) Freaky Creep Show Fuck Off Fuck Off! Fuck The World Fuck the World (Clean) Get Off me, Dog! Get Ya Wicked On Ghetto freak show Ghetto Rainbows Ghetto Zone Go Shaggz Graveyard Great Milenko Growing Again Guess My Religon Guts On The Ceiling Halloween On Military Street Halls Of Illusion Halls of Illusions Halls of illusions (clean) Hate Her To Death Haunted Bumps Headless Boogie Hellalujah Hells Forecast Hey Vato High Rise Hokus Pokus Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix Homies Homies (Remix) Homies 2 Smoke With Horrible Horrifying House of Horrors House of Mirrors House Of Wonders How Many Times How Many Times? Hum Drum Boogie I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em I Do This I Do This! I Found A Body I Hate Santa Claws I Stab People I Stuck Her With My Wang I Want My Shit I'm Not Alone If I Was A King If I Was A Serial Killer If I Was King If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Imma Kill U In my Room In The Haughhh! In Yo Face Insane Killers Into Thy Light Intro Intro ( Riddle Box ) Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers ) Intro ( The Great Milenko ) Intro ( Tunnel Of Love ) Intro (Bang! Pow! Boom!) Intro (Carnival Of Carnage) Intro (Forgotten Freshness Vol. 4) Intro (Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3) Intro (Intelligence & Violence) Intro (Psychopathics From Outer Space Part 2) Intro (The Calm) Intro (The Wraith: Hells Pit) Intro. Intro(wizard Of The Hood) Is That You? It It Rains Diamonds It's All Over Jack Jeckel Jake Jeckel Joke Ya Mind Joke Your Mind Joker & The Juggler/Let Me Go Joker's Wild Juggalo Chant Juggalo Chant (We Will Never Die Alone) Juggalo Family Juggalo Homies Juggalo Island Juggalo Juice Juggalo Paradise Juggalo's Paradise Jump Around Just Another Crazy Clique Just Like That Kermit The Frog On Weed Kickin Kickin Knock 2 Dis Mix Kottonmouth Kings "Wickit Klown" w/ICP Let A Killa Let a Killa Fuck You Let it Rain Let Me Go Let's Go All the Way Life At Risk Like It Like That Lil' Somethin' Somethin' Lockdown Love Love For Dem Gangsters Love Song Mad Professer Mad Professor Madhouse Manic Depressive Marijuanaville Maybe/Soopa Meat Cleaver Mental Warp Mexico City Mind Of Howard Stern Miracles Mom Song Mr. Happy Mr. Johnson's Head Mr. Johnson's Head Remix Mr. Rotten Treats Murda Cloak Murder Go Round Murder Rap Murder, Murder, Murder Mutiple Myselves My Axe My Fun House My Funhouse My Homie Baby Mama My Kind of Bitch My Shine Neden Game Never Had it Made News At 6 O'Clock Night Of The Axe Night Of The Chainsaw Ninja Nobody Move Nothing's Left Nuttin' But a Bitch Thang Off the Track Ol' Evil Eye Old School Pervert Oldie But Goodie Out Out There Over A Bitch Pain Panties Party Pass Me By Phat or Wack? Piggie Pie Piggy Pie Piggy Pie (Old School) Play My Song Play With Me Please Don't Hate Me Posse on Vernor Prom Queen Psychopathic Psycopathic Pumpkin Carver Questions R-U-A Ryda? Radio Stars Rain Rainbows & Stuff Rainbows And Stuff Real Underground Baby Rebel Flag Red Christmas Red Neck Hoe Red Neck Neck 99 Redneck Hoe Rich and Famous (Mancow Made Us) Riddle Box Ride The Tempest Ringmaster's Word Rollin' Over Rosemary Run Run! Santa's A Fat Bitch Scatter Brain Sedatives She Aint Afraid Shiny Diamonds Shooting Stars Silence Of The Hams Simple and Blunt Skitsofrantic Skreeem! Sky Is Falli Sky Is Falling Sleep Walker Sleep Walkers Slim Anus Smog Some F*ckin How Somebody Dissin U Soopa Villians Southwest Song Southwest Strangla Southwest Voodoo Staaaaaaaaale!!! Stalker Still Stabbin Stomp Stomp! Suicide Hotline Super Balls Super Star Swallow This Nut Take It Take It! Take Me Away Take Me Home Taste Terrible The Amazing Maze The Blasta The Bone The Clowns Are Back The Dating Game The Dead One The Great Show The Juggla The Loons The Love Song The Madness The Mighty Death Pop The Mom Song The Neden Game The Night of the 44 The Night Of The Axe The Oddities The Party The Pendulum's Promise The People The Perfect Night The Raven's Mirror The Shaggy Show The Show Must Go On The Sky Is Falling The Smog The Staleness The Stalker The Stalness The Tower The Train (featuring ABK) The Witch The Wraith Three 6 Mafia w/ICP & Twiztid Three Rings Three Rings (Old School) Thrill Of The Kill Thug Pit Thy Intro Thy Ravens Mirror Thy Staleness Thy Wraith Tilt a Whirl Tilt-A-Whirl To Catch A Predator Tower Toxic Love Toy Box True Stories Truly Alone Under the Moon Underground Baby Vera Lee Vultures Wagon Wagon Walk into the Darkness Walk Into The Light Walk Into Thy Light Warrior Watch My Ride Wax Museum We Gives No Fuck We Gives No Fucks We'll Be Alright Welcome To The Show Welcome To Thy Show What About Now? What Is A Juggalo What is a Juggalo? What's the hell's a ninja? When I Get Out When Vampiro Gets High Who Asked You Who asked You? Who Wanna Flex? Who? Whoop! Whut Wicked Halloween Wicked Rappers Delight Willy Bubba Wind Me Up Witching Hour Wizard Of The Hood Y Yellow Bus You Belong Yours Begins Tonight Zombie Slide
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