If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happeningLittle things would slowly go askewIf I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy‘Specially when she did not want me toIf I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved herWhen all the time I would not like her muchIf I was with a woman she'd soon become unsettledI'd show her but I would not let her touchLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLaughing, laughingIf I was with a woman I'd never ask her questionsBut if she did not want me to I wouldIf I was with a woman I'd offer my indifferenceAnd make quite sure she never understoodIf I was with a woman I'd threaten to unload herEvery time she asked me to explainIf I was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherishThe purity and depth of my disdainLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLaughing, laughingI've been with a woman, she took away my spiritNo woman's coming close to me againI've been with a woman, she took away my spiritNo woman's coming close to me againLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLaughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughingLaughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing...
Lyrics by Ian Dury And The Blockheads
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