good evening i'm from Essexnin case you couldn't tellnmy given name is Dickie, I come from Billericaynand I'm doing very wellnnhad a love affair with Ninanin the back of my Cortinana seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscenernshe took me to the cleanersnand other misdemeanoursnbut I got right up between hernrum and her Ribenannwell, you ask Joyce and Vickinif candy-floss is stickynI'm not a blinking thickynI'm Billericay Dickienand i'm doing very wellnnI bought a lot of brandynwhen I was courting Sandyntook eight to make her randynand all I had was shandynanother thing with Sandy nwhat often came in handynwas passing her a 'Mandy'nshe didn't half go bandynnso you ask Joyce and Vickinif I ever took the mickeynI'm not a flipping thickynI'm Billericay Dickienand I'm doing very wellnnI'd rendezvous with Janetnquite near the Isle of Thanetnshe looked more like a gannetnshe wasn't half a prannetnher mother tried to ban itnher father helped me plan itnand when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranetnnso you ask Joyce and Vickinif i ever shaped up trickynI'm not a blooming thickynI'm Billericay Dickienand I'm doing very wellnnyou should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's beennthe jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machinennso you ask Joyce and Vickinwho's their favourite brickienI'm not a common thickynI'm Billericay Dickienand I'm doing very wellnnI know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse nkindly, charming shag from Shoeburynessnnmy given name is DickienI come from BillericaynI thought you'd never guessnnso you ask Joyce and Vickina pair of squeaky chickiesnI'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickienand I'm doing very wellnnoh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couchnwith a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouchnnmy given name is Dickie, I come from Billericaynand I ain't a sloutchnnso you ask Joyce and Vickinabout Billericay DickienI ain't an effin' thickynyou ask Joyce and Vicki nand I'm doing very well