They call me Robert Petrie and I live in New RochelleWith my wife Laura and son RitchieBut now my life's a living hell cause...I tripped over the ottomanOne too many timesI tripped over the ottomanUntil I lost my mindI was head writer for Alan BradyMaybe you've seen his showIt's not very funny and it makes my ears bleedThis week's guest star isn't Danny ThomasThis week's guest star is Death!All day long I crank out one-linersWith Buddy, Sal and MelOnce I laughed at Buddy's jokesBut now my life's a living hell cause...I tripped over the ottomanOne too many timesI tripped over the ottomanUntil I lost my mindMorey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazyMorey Amsterdam could make a nice guy kill(x2) and...I tripped over the ottomanOne too many timesI tripped over the ottomanUntil I lost my mindCome here Laura; come to meI've been up all night listening to Ice-T albumsNow it's time for you to get yoursHello Mel! This is my friend, Mr. Chain Saw!Hello Buddy! It's time you die, like the pig you areIn the gutter, gasping for airThis is a hand grenade, SalA hand grenade!Ya know what a hand grenade does?It EXPLODES!What did you bring me daddy? (x3)Well, I brought you death!Joe: All right!6 + [untitled]Take it, boys.Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world. She dates a full-blownprofessor! Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy; he'sa good ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff. I think he's a historyprofessor. The other day, he told me the wildest story about thehistory of jewellery.Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the porch, an' Sis playsthe banjo, I play the jug, an' Professor Griff breaks out his Jew'sharp and just flails away. God, I love that guy!
Lyrics by The Dead Milkmen
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