Bitchin' Camaro
The Dead Milkmen

- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
- I don't know.
- Well uh, rumour around town says you mighht be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to
the shore.
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to thhe shore.
- Whadda ya gonna do down there?
- Uh, I don't know, p-play some video gamess, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
- Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y''know all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out a' jail.
- Uh huh.
- Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while
you're down there?
- Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
- Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-oold kids drink.
- Ah, cool.
- Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
- Uh, who?
- My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship.
- Wow.
- Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a
little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause I got AIDS

- Uh...
- Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation thhere. I hope those guys have a
good sense a' humour and don't take us into court.
- Uh, what's the court?
- Never mind that, the important thing heree...
- You mean the People's Court.
- The... Now, that's another story. The impportant thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
- Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
- Funny you should ask, I've got a car now..
- Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
- Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas.
- You're kidding!
- I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
- Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
- I've got a bitchin' Camaro...

(1.2.3.4)
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
I don't want unleaded!


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  (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern   Air Crash Museum   All Around the World   Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes And How!   At the Moment   Bad Party   Beach Party Vietnam   Beach Song   Beige Sunshine   Belafonte's Inferno   Big Deal   Big Lizard   Big Scary Place   Big Time Operator   Bleach Boys   Born to Love Volcanos   Brat in the Frat   Chaos Theory   City Of Mud   Cousin Earl   Crystalline   Dean's Dream   Do The Brown Nose   Dollar Signs In Her Eyes   Don't Deny Your Inner Child   Earwig   Epic Tales Of Adventure   Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me   Fifty Things   Filet Of Sole   God's Kid Brother   Going To Graceland   Gorilla Girl   Happy Is   Helicopter Interiors   Here Comes Mr. X   How It's Gonna Be   Howard Beware   I Against Osbourne   I Am The Walrus   I Can't Stay Awake   I Dream Of Jesus   I Hate You, I Love You   I Hear Your Name   I Started To Hate You   I Tripped Over The Ottoman   I Walk the Thinnest Line   I'm Flying Away   If I Had a Gun   If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire   In Praise Of Sha Na Na   Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything)   Jason's Head   Jellyfish Heaven   Junkie   Khrissy   Laundromat Song   Leggo My Ego   Let's Get The Baby High   Life is Shit   Like To Be Alone   Little Man In My Head   Little Volcano   Lucky   Methodist Coloring Book   Moron   My Many Smells   Nitro Burning Funny Cars   Nobody Falls Like   Not Crazy   Now Everybody's Me   Nutrition   Part 3   Peter Bazooka   Plum Dumb   Punk Rock Girl   Rastabilly   RC's Mom   Right Wing Pigeons   Ringo Buys a Rifle   Rocketship   Serrated Edge   Shaft in Greenland   Silly Dreams   Six Days   Smokin' Banana Peels   Spit Sink   Sri Lanka Sex Hotel   Stuart   Surfin' Cow   Swampland Of Desire   Swordfish   Tacoland   Take Me Apart   Take Me To The Specialist   Takin' Retards To The Zoo   The Badger Song   The Big Sleazy   The Blues Song   The Conspiracy Song   The Fez   The Girl With The Strong Arm   The Guitar Song   The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van   The Man Who Rides The Bus   The Pit   The Secret of Life   The Thing That Only Eats Hippies   The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose   Tiny Town   Train I Ride   Two Feet Off The Ground   V.F.W.   Vince Lombardi Service Center   Violent School   Watching Scotty Die   When I Get To Heaven   Where The Tarantula Lives   Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys

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