The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...I like chinese,I like chinese,They only come up to you knees,Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.I like chinese,I like chinese,There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.I like chinese,I like chinese,They come from a long way overseas,But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.I like chinese food,The waiters never are rude,Think the many things they've done to impress,There's maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess.I like chinese,I like chinese,I like their tiny little trees,Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.I like chinese thought,The wisdom that Confusious taught,If Darwin is anything to shout about,The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.So, I like chinese,I like chinese,They only come up to you knees,Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to pleaseWo, I chumba run,Wo, I chumba run,Wo, I chumba run,Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen.I like chinese,I like chinese,They're food is guaranteed to please,A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lycheesI like chinese,I like chinese,I like their tiny little trees,Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ezeI like chinese,I like chinese
Lyrics by Monty Python
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